The first thing you do when buying a new motorcycle is to go show it off. Right? I mean what good is it being new if you can't go and make someone jealous? But it pays to know your audience, for some are just ignorant, and some just don't care. And the two can appear to be the same. But pride of purchase generally overrules any other sense of common, so off you go. And so off I went that day, to visit some family that was visiting. Now the family has no respect for motorcycles, but on this day I had two nephews coming to town. Who ride. Who ride Triumphs. Finally someone to talk too. So as we greeted each other, and it was time to show off my new ride, we immediately ditched the small talk, fake greetings, and the yuppie shortcomings of said nephews and myself, and went out to talk motorcycles. I had just picked up the new bike, and had less than 100 miles on it, and after they both sat on it, and drooled over it, one wanted to hear it. I had the TOR pipe on it, and it really made the sound of the triple sing-just not today. I couldn't get it started-it cranked like an old sewing machine, but wouldn't start. We all felt bad-I just felt stupid. So I quickly went in and called Mick, who ran me through the possibilities. Only to get outside and hear my bike running. I had hit the kill button, a rookie mistake, and the nephews had noted it and turned the bike on. At that point I wouldn't have cared if they had taken it for a ride. They were cool about it, and my invite is open to them to ride my bikes anytime they visit. But just one stupid rookie mistake had taken all the joy out of the moment. At least for me. Pride goeth before the fall, but not very far when your ride won't start. At least I didn't fall.
And I have seen other rookie mistakes-forgetting to turn on the petcock, and running out of gas-usually happens at busy intersections. Going around a corner too fast and skidding on new tires-add water for the slickest stuff you ever want to see. We used to tape my friends horn button down with clear tape, and every time he turned on the key, the horn went off. This was only fun for 20-30 times. Or in my case, not checking the kill switch. We are all rookies at least once, it is the career rookies that scare me.
"Sure I know how to ride," he bragged to his girl friend. I had just sold him a new GT380, fun bike, and he was taking delivery of it. I was skeptical of his statement-he was more yuppie than rider, and as I watched him start it, and rev it up, I stepped in and asked him again. He was lying, I knew it, but girlfriend was all smiles and tight clothes, so the lie was perpetuated. He knew his audience. Her. So after reassuring him that 6000rpm starts weren't needed, he took off at 5000rpm, straight, really veering left into a chain link fence. His first ride had taken all of 3 seconds and 30 feet. For which he immediately blamed the bike, and girlfriend came to his defense-hugging him and promising to stay with him while he healed. A vow I think should be in every biker wedding, "till healing is complete and I ride again"-right before till death do us part. Amazingly he had managed to total his bike in that short ride, some kind of record, and he limped off in her arms to the showroom to find his next victim. Rolex intact, with some real rips in his jeans. The legend continued.
The other day I stopped in NCY, with the newest press bike. I got off and joined the crowd of younger guys talking about their track days. "Do you work here?" I was rudely asked. I replied "no, but you fast guys sure impress me. I hope that someday before I'm too old I can learn to ride. It scares me, but it must be fun going around corners and going over 100mph! Maybe some day if I'm not too old..." And while this young punk bragged to me on his riding skills, and his crashes, I finally had enough-it took less time than the fool riding into the fence, and I walked over to my ride, which that day was a new Speed Triple R, more bike than he and his friends had. He had noticed the bike, and read about it, and noticed the manufacturer's plate on it. As I got on it, he yelled, "hey I thought you didn't ride!" My answer was simple after looking at his scratched body work-"I thought you said you could!" And I rode off...
A boss who I had once was excited to have me working for him. I was experienced, successful, and like him, I was a Christian. His definition, not mine. But we soon found ourselves worlds apart. He went to church. So did I. He read his Bible. So did I. We were both married. But his philosophy on Jesus was do what you want, I'm going to heaven anyway. So he drank-heavily. He made rude comments to and about women. He took afternoons off without permission, and with different women. Yet he was always ready to include me in his Christian group. My reputation was a little more solid, and maybe by including me would increase his standing with God. Or his church friends. That oughta scare you. It only insulted me, and I finally had to tell him so. His walk wasn't his talk. And I was accused of being judgmental! Why do those caught in sin always cry that? Did that make him feel better? Or just expose his sin more? I quit shortly after.
Stupid hurts. And it will happen. So get over it. But the self inflicted wounds hurt the most, and at least with me, mine are always the most evident. Nobody seems to miss them. So-for those of you who brag better than ride, take some lessons. Get some seat time. Learn how to turn on your bike. How to avoid fences. And know your audience, you may encounter Eddie Lawson without knowing it-but that's a story for another time. But grow in Christ. We know we are all at different levels. And God won't take you to the next until you get the one you are on. Trust God, knowing it's hard to trust someone you don't know, so get to know him. Hang with real Christians, not the religious types. And watch as you grow in Christ, so does your outer man. For what is on the heart comes out of the mouth. Walk your talk.
And if your ride never starts, you'll never ride it into a fence. Or to impress the next generation of riders. Someone is always watching, set an example that you would look up to. Trust God. Pride goeth before the ride, the fall, or the crowd. Self inflicted wounds hurt the most. It is the scars that don't show that have the deepest pain. Stupid hurts. Jesus saves. Your answer is...Hey,is that my horn going off, again?
love with compassion,
Mike
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