Tuesday, March 12, 2013

so what do you have under the hood?











In their iconic song “409" the Beach Boys sang of a four speed, dual quad, posi-traction 409! Bragging that “when I take her to the track she really shines,” and “she always turns in the fastest times”. And all the giddy-up from just saving pennies and saving your dimes. The romance of burning rubber, the smell of Sunoco 260, and the threat of the man just waiting to write you a ticket. Ahh, the joys of youth 50 years ago. When speed was king, their was no replacement for displacement and no substitute for cubic inches. Put the top down, get your favorite girl, tune the AM to your favorite station, and let the good times roll. Just waiting for the next red light and someone to pull up next to you and challenge you to a race. But the crossed flags on the front fender of your Chevy, with 409 above it, told them to back off, you had power under the hood, and weren’t afraid to use it. And all your friends were impressed, and so was your girl. Speed was king, and you had the most of it. Only a foolish MOPAR or Ford would challenge you. Pontiacs were a threat, but that little GTO was still a few years off. And to top it off, they even wrote a song about your car. “That’s me they’re singing about,” you’d tell your girl, as she snuggled close to you on the bench seat. With only the shifter on the floor coming between you. Oh for the good old days.
For those of you who don’t know, a four speed referred to the transmission, four on the floor, like racers had, not the three on the tree like your dad’s sedan. A dual quad as to four barrel carbs, drinking gas at an alarming rate, but building power at the same time. Posi-traction got the power to the ground via the rear wheels, remember those crazy burn outs! The romance of the road all combined into one package, and you behind the wheel of it. But what do those things mean to kids today? How will our kids remember their fast cars? No more four speed, dual quad, posi-traction, no more 409. Today it is replaced by a 6 speed auto transmission, electronically activated, that has learned your shifting points. Never have to take your foot off the gas. Point and steer. Even the steering is power, allowing you to keep your arm around your girl. Except there is a console between the bucket seats, and she can’t get close enough to snuggle. No more dual quads, as your car is now fuel injected, a fuelie in 1960 terms. Now again controlled by a computer. Self tuning your ride for all situations. No more posi, you have traction control. No more burnouts, unless you have it turned off. Power to the front wheels? And no more skids either, ABS has cancelled that. No wonder we don’t hear any songs about a “6 speed auto, fuel injected, traction control..." And no 409 either, now we are trendy using metric, and would be a 6.7 litre, but more realistically a 3.8, as engines now are smaller. No more Smittys, or dual exhausts. No capped headers, we sit in silence isolated from the world so we can hear our satellite radio. Listening to oldies. All alone, safe and secure in a vehicle with all the romance of dad’s car, yours being just a smaller version of his. So what do the gear heads of today dream about? What do they sing about?
Just 50 years before, they would sing “all I need is a fast horse,” now it is about horsepower. Hopefully always will be. But for every 409 on the street back then, there was a sleeper, with no emblems announcing what was under the hood. Maybe the lumpy idle from the cam would give it away, but in a four door sedan? And that is exactly what my friend did, put a race motor in a four door sedan, a 1966 Chevelle. Blue with roll up windows, and a turbo-hydromatic transmission, shifting on the column. No wide ovals, but an idle that should have given it away. And more than one sucker was enticed into racing him, and shut down as John pulled away from them. Soon the word was out about “look out for a blue Chevelle,” and the competition had caught on. But for that summer, four doors beat four on the floor. And we all learned to ask, “what’s under the hood?”
The Bible is filled with warnings of evil, and how to recognize them. Wolves in sheep’s clothing, and many who promise but don’t deliver. From those out to steal your money, and your soul, to those who seek signs, instead of God, we all need to be careful. It seems natural to seek God in bad times, we really need Him then, but in Deuteronomy we are reminded to not forget Him in the good times. How He took us through the tough times so we can be enjoying the good. But many forget, and claim they did it. Even Old blue Eyes sang “I did it my way..” But the successful Christian will stick close to God in all situations. For it is in the good times we are more vulnerable. We get proud and think no one can get to me, I’m fill in the blank. Never realizing that there are blue four door Chevelles out there just waiting to embarrass or defeat us. For the devil is devious, and can appear as an angel of light. Note the word appear, he cannot be one, but imitate one. Just as what’s under the hood’s best asked before you race, the 1John 4 tells us to test the spirits, to see if they are of God. Does what the person say match up with the Word? Do they recognize the deity of Jesus Christ? Beware the wolves are out there, in white shirts and ties, passing out literature about Jesus, just not the Jesus in the Bible. Even using His name in their religion, again not the Jesus of the Bible. So be wary of who you join forces with, whose teaching you sit under. And what they teach. Jesus tells us he is the way, not a way as Jehovah Witnesses lie. He is deity, He is God, not a brother of the devil or created as Mormons will tell you. They may even tell you they are Christians, but they know they are not, as taught in their churches. But will lie to get you to join their church, rather than seek God. And for them there is hell, whether they believe in it or not.
So don’t be afraid to ask “who do you say Jesus is?” Even Moslems will admit He was a great teacher, again denying His deity. He is God incarnate! Spoken of from Genesis 11 to the end of Revelation. And loves you so much He gave His life for you, so you could get back to God.
So beware of flashy sayings, trendy music, and promises not found in the Bible. Ask to look under the hood. You may be surprised as to what is really there. In Jesus you will find meekness, power under control. Posi-traction for the soul, no matter the engine size. So if someone asks you to race, and you notice his rear tires appear bald, they may be racing slicks. Remember the lesson learned of the blue 4 door Chevelle. It is what is under the hood, and in the heart of man that matters. Make sure Jesus is in your heart before you accept the challenge. Will you accept His challenge?
love with compassion,
Mike
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