Would you let Ray Rice ride in the elevator with your wife?
Would you eat rice with a guy named Ray? Would you let Adrian Peterson baby sit
your kids? Would you let Michelle Obama cater your kids party? Would you take
a check from Bernie Madoff? Would you pass go and not collect your $200? Would
you let your daughter date someone who drove a Prius? Would you let her date
someone who rode a Harley? Would you let your son? Would you let her date
someone who wears a Speedo? Would you eat at Burger King just to have it your
way? Would you slow down and yield if the light turned yellow? Would you come
to a complete stop if a cop car was in back of you? Would you recommend a donut
shop just because the police frequent it? Would you FIB to the FBI? Would you
admit to watching CNN? Would you show your birth certificate if asked? Would
you not vote for someone based on one issue, although you agreed with them on
all the rest? Would you vote your conscience or your party line? Would you go
on a blind date if the other person was blind? Would you read Playboy just for
the articles? Would you buy a GM car because of their quality reputation?
Would you buy a Chrysler because are truly an American import? Would you know
your wife’s phone number if asked without hitting her name on your i-pod? Would
you give Stephen Jobs a job? Would you trust Bill Gates to show you the pearly
gates?
Would you trust a religion that has Jesus Christ in its name,
but doesn’t believe he is God? If he sneezed, would you say “God bless you?”
Would you join a car pool just because the Unsers were part of it? Would you
sell your Prius if they lived next door to you? If you can’t go fast, would you
prefer to at least be loud? Would you rather push a Harley than ride a Honda?
Or drive one? Would you buy a Chevy from a man named Ford? Would you see the
USA in it? Would you rather your car or your home be mobile? Would you rather
have a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me? Would you go to a bald
barber? Would you go to a dentist who wears braces? Would you shake hands with
your doctor after he sneezed into his hands? Would you drink Tang because the
astronauts do? Would you drive a Volvo because you think they are safe? Would
you rather be handsome and poor, or ugly and rich? Would you buy something just
because the internet said it was true? Would you lie to your diary? Would we
know if you did? If you grew up in Philadelphia, would you be a Phillie fan or
an Athletic supporter? Would you look for the other half of the worm in the
apple? Would you eat it if you didn’t find it?
Would you rather know your future or your wife’s past? Would
you tear the tag off a new mattress? Would you report your spouse if they did?
Would you tell Joe Friday “just the facts?” If you came to the fork in the
road, would you take it? If you had a date with that special girl, and she was
wearing a dress, and you were on your bike, would you go and get your car?
Would you ask her to change? Would you date a girl who doesn’t ride? Would you
marry one? Would you lie on your income tax? Would you wife come visit you or
join you if you did? Would you give up your cell phone for 30 days for a
$1000? Would you carpool in a trash truck? Would you pay your dues just to
sing the blues? Would you laugh at a joke at a funeral? Would you let Stevie
Wonder decorate your house? Would you eat at McDonald’s and admit to loving
it? Would you wear clean underwear just in case you had an accident? Would you
rather take a vacation or a staycation? Would you take your wife with you if
you stayed home? Would you rather get good grades or learn something at
school? Would you brag about how humble you are? Would you want patience right
now? Would you tell Vanna White if she spelled a word wrong? Would you answer
Alex Trebec in the form of a question? Would you rather have parents who were
poor but loved you, or who were rich and didn’t care? Would you rather be the
nicest house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a nice one? Would you
fly on an airline who had great stewardesses and lousy landing records? Would
you rent a car from Avis because they try harder? Would you rather have your
cake and eat it too? Would you over tip a bad waitress because she is poor and
needy? Would you over tip if she was pretty and the service was lousy? Would
you write penmanship with a pencil? Would you stop for a biker broken down?
Would you let him ride you home if you were broken down? Would you let him ride
your wife home? Would she let you let his wife ride you home? Would you admit
you only ride a scooter? Would you trust Yelp! to cater your wedding? Would
you trust a vegan to cook your steak? Would you share a hot dog lunch with
Anthony Weiner? Would you trust someone who doesn’t eat S’mores? Would you
ride a motorcycle without a helmet? Drive with the kid next door who just go
this license without one? Would you admit you were wrong even if you weren’t
to go on vacation?
Would you know where your Bible is if asked? Would you be able
to find it if we did? Would you go to church just to date a pretty girl? A
handsome guy? Would you leave a church if the pastor lied, and he knew that you
knew he did? Would you go to heaven sadly or happily to hell? Would you
believe a man if he said he was Jesus? Would you follow him if it allowed you
to sin? Would you ask forgiveness if you hurt someone? Would you forgive
someone who hurt you badly? Would you forgive them if they crashed your bike?
Would you still read your Bible if they became illegal? Would you rather be
known as a bold Christian or a quiet atheist? Would you help the good
Samaritan? Would you trust God if he was only a feeling? Would you give your
heart to Jesus just to join a church? Would you ask him into your life if it
meant losing all your friends? Would you bet your life he isn’t coming back?
Would you follow a poll on how on how to live or the Bible? Would you trust
Oprah because she gives good advice, even if it goes against scripture? Would
you believe God is dead, but Elvis is alive? What would it take to convince you
that Jesus is who he says he is? Would you ask him into your heart right now if
asked? Would you come back to him if you have fallen away? Would you rather go
to heaven than go to hell? Would you pick Jesus for your kickball team? Your
fantasy football league? If you were given 24 hours to live, would you choose
Jesus now? Would you rather party in hell than serve in heaven? Would you put
off the most important decision of your life till tomorrow? Would you gamble
that tomorrow is promised to you? Would you accept Jesus right now,and be
assured of eternal life? Well, would you?
love with compassion,
Mike
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