Friday, June 2, 2017

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After spending a night in Appleton, Minnesota, home of Mets pitcher Jerry Koosman, where all the streets are named after vets who gave their lives in foreign wars, we were off, heading east, where it was getting darker by the minute.  Hungry, we had only had a burger and fries at the only place open at 9 last night, but that stayed open for us.  So the quest was for food, blue skies, and maybe not in that order.  Now Minnesota in the western part is very rural, with towns popping up when you need them every 25-30 miles, not counting the general store or two along the way.  It brought back memories of my first trip west in my van in 1975, after spending a night in a parking lot of a gas station, I woke up to find it was a gas station/bowling alley, with a bay of each.  People are more resourceful in the country, and today I hoped the resources involved a big breakfast along with great weather.  We found the breakfast, the rain found us.  But outside Montevideo, the road split and we weren’t sure which way to go, so we flagged down a state trooper.  Young, they all are at my age, and polite, he pointed out the better of the two roads for riding, and also a place to eat.  All in that Minnesota accent we all love to imitate.  When we were leaving, Theresa told him “I like your accent,” and with a smile he added “I like yours too.”  Only other people have accents, not us right?
Growing up in the New York Metro area, I heard a lot of douse and dees growing up.  “You’s guys” and sentences ending with there, as in “what cha doin’ there?” or “c’mon here, there.”  Which was a bit different from my relatives in the Poconos 60 miles east, who would call each other Old Beauty, and begin each new sentence with say, as in “say old beauty, been down to the park?”  Also they when calling us kids it was “come here once,” which I never got.  All English, well sorta, all in America, and all somehow understood by us foreigners, those from New Jersey.  And then coming to California things got gnarly, we went to the beach instead of the shore, tacos had fish, and English was a second language many places.  As in the interview that took place at a 7-11, where a man was looking for work.  When asked if he spoke any foreign languages, he asked “yes, English.”  “Say old beauty, doncha know we’re going to the beach there?  Come here once....”  Only in America...
As a newcomer to being born again, I was deluged with Christianese, a new language to this previous heathen.  Born again, ask Nicodemus for a full definition.  I was saved, but from what?  I was to walk in the spirit, I rather ride.  I was told not to be legalistic, I was under grace, the only Grace I knew was a girl.  I had been offered salvation, would need to be discipled, learn to evangelize, spread the gospel, have eternal security, be justified, sanctified, and purified, learn God is omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent.  I had been reborn, redeemed, reconciled, and regenerated through my repentance.  I used to walk in the flesh, now walked in the spirit, and had been washed in the blood.  I had been shown mercy by the messiah.  And you wonder why some first time visitors never come back to church?  We speak our own language!  When Jesus spoke only one, in Arabic of course, but his language was one of love.  Which translates well into any language.  Doncha know?
And so I learned to take the Lord’s supper, communion, at the Lord’s table, the altar, and do it in remembrance of him.  I was told that a great tribulation was coming, but because I was saved I would be raptured out.  Only those not saved would be left behind, to honor and worship the antichrist, who would be empowered by Satan.  And that Jesus would finally destroy him on the battlefield of Armageddon, locking him into the lake of fire and brimstone forever, along with the beast.  All I wanted was to be free from sin and forgiven.....
The great thing about love is that it is universal, and from a loving God.  A love we cannot fully describe, because words in any language fail to reach the full depth of it.  We try, we teach, we memorize, but there is nothing like experiencing Jesus first hand.  To be given understanding in the language we speak, from the holy spirit, who knows all things, and comforts us.  Comfort I can dig, after 40 years I still flounder, not the fish, in Christianese.  When all I really need is the language of love, Jesus Christ.
Hungry at closing time, God provided a drive in to stay open for us.  Unsure of a direction in the storm, he provided a patrolman with knowledge.  Hungry, he took us to the right diner. Spoken with different accents, but with one accent included in all, love.  Which must be experienced, and cannot be taught.  No degrees in love, sorry Pastor, DD, you may have a title, do you speak the language?  Maybe a quick lesson from a Samaritan, who showed love for a beaten man, a stranger, while the religious me avoided him.  His actions spoke of love, a love beyond words.  What do your words tell others?  Can you stop talking church and show some love? 
The gospel is simple so we can get it, free so we can afford it.  That’s good news, that’s love, the gospel of Jesus Christ.  Show some in your native language today, and if you find that gas station/bowling alley, let me know.  It again was a place of refuge one night for a weary traveler.  A place without name, but full of description, if only I could find the words.  Heaven will be the same, for eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor mind imagined the kingdom of God.  Some use words to describe, God showed love.  If you can describe his love, you haven’t got the full effect.  Learn his language today, and when asked “where ya goin’ dere?”  just point and smile, “heaven.”  If only I could find the words.....just make sure you know the person.  His name is Jesus, doncha know....
love with compassion,
Mike
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