Friday, February 20, 2015

going topless














The 1956 Lincoln Continental Mark II was supposed to be the ultimate luxury car.  Based on the legendary design by Edsel Ford, it was to have all the latest, and advanced luxury found anywhere.  At any price, and after a two year run went away and today is highly collectible.  Selling fro $10,000, when you could buy 5 new Chevies for the same price, it is reported that Ford lost $3000+ on each one sold.  Although never designed to be a money maker, one thing they left off was a retractable roof, a hardtop that disappeared into the trunk at the push of a button.  Topless motoring, sportiness defined in the auto world.  Probably for quality concerns more than cost at that point, it showed up in production in 1957-59 as the Ford Skyliner, the high end Ford for those years.  At a glance the Skyliner looked like the normal Fairlane, but its rear flanks were wider and longer, the rear seat narrower, and only limited access to the trunk, which was only accessible when the top was up, and only a small box where luggage could be stored when accessed.  With over 600 feet of wire, various relays, solenoids and screw jacks holding it in place, you may have thought it was a problem just waiting to happen, but few were found.  Not a volume seller, many who preferred open air motoring went with the Sunliner, the convertible, for less money, less hassle and a full trunk, that cold be opened like any other car.  But for those who enjoy the rare and collectible, they bring big bucks at auctions today, and still draw interest when the top is in mid-stage, going up or down.  Almost 60 years ago Ford made it happen.
Ecclesiastes tells us there is nothing new under the sun, it has all been done before, maybe those who write auto ads should be such informed.  In 1998 Mercedes Benz came out with the SLK, a small roadster with the same type of top.  The trunk opened clamshell wise, and the top disappeared in it, with no convertible boot to show, smooth lines like the Skyliner, and the appearance of no top at all.  And the public loved this new concept, forgetting that Ford made it happen 40 years earlier, and it was a hit.  But at first my techs and the service department were shaking their heads.  We could see all the potential problems and figured they would be a nightmare to fix.  We were wrong on both counts, with very few top problems, just as long as you followed the directions.   Like make sure the cargo cover over the small luggage area in the trunk was pulled forward, or the top wouldn’t work.  An easy fix, open the trunk, pull back the cover, and it worked.  Many who hadn’t read the owner’s manual, or listened upon delivery never came back once instructed, sometimes out of embarrassment, yet a few were regular customer when it came time to go topless.  But in 2003 when the new SL500 came out with a similar top, we had problems.  Not with the top, but with customers, who could invent more ways to foul it up.  They would pull covers off in mid-operation, the top freezing in place.  Some would then try to force it, breaking tabs, or bending structures operating in a tiny area.  Some still forgot to fasten the cover over the trunk area, and sometimes the genius owner would try to open the trunk, he was going to fix the top stuck in place, and then the real problems began.  And of course these things all happened the farther from home, the later at night, and the bigger the crowd.  But when it worked, which was almost always, the operation which took 29 seconds was a joy to watch.  And one night while test driving an SL 55 in Mars Red, we parked in front of a restaurant with a glass front and putting the top up, all faces were pasted to the glass watching...never did tell them it wasn’t mine, that was our secret.  Today top operations like this are no big deal, but 60 years ago, and even 20 years ago they were, and I still marvel that they work at all.  Not the technology of the top, but the technology of the user. Which unfortunately still doesn’t come with a warranty.  And just like the cars then and now, stupidity is not a factory defect.  Just make sure the cover is secure....
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing, but expecting a different result.  Many today are seeking something fresh and new, I have two friends who always end up with a flat tire when trying to reinvent the wheel. But in truth God tells us nothing is new under the sun, it has all been tried before, and even variations on the theme are not original.  Did you know the simple calculator is based on Egyptian mathematics formulas, just sped up by electronics?  And the formula is simple enough any 5 year old could use it?  So much for the new math we learned in elementary school.  And so from cars to calculators, it is up to the ad men make it sell, to make it all new and improved enough so you cannot live without one.  Sadly it works in religion too, as many claim a new gospel, a new revelation from God.  A new and better way to find peace and contentment, all better than the way God provided in Jesus.  Some will even use his name in vain in their name, later claiming he is not deity, but a created being, and rewriting their own book, to be used instead of the Bible.  Updated they say.  Another denies Jesus is the son of God, taking words out, changing the to an “a” changing the meaning, even denying hell exists, although Jesus talked of it three times as many times as he did heaven.  His words, “if it were not true, I would not tell you so,” forgotten in their religion.  And sending all to hell who deny Jesus, simply put Jesus said “you are either for me or against me.”  Since he is the way, not a way, denial means hell.  Yes means heaven, a simple gospel for all to embrace.  No works needed, the only law is love, and forgiveness is free and available to all.  Yet like the Skyliner, some just won’t follow the book, and end up with a broken car.  Long ago we decided we were in the job of not only fixing cars, but people too.  And once shown the way, many wouldn’t stray from it.  At least not until out of warranty, then of course it was the car’s fault, and it should be fixed for free. 
The warranty Jesus offers on forgiveness is forever.  No end dates, no deductibles, and no up front charges.  Forever, for all, for all sins.  The only unforgivable one is denying him, and you get none for the above.  That simple, and you can live your life knowing heaven awaits.  No worries, he doesn’t change his mind about you.  His love is not like ours, and you cannot make him love you any more, and he will never love you any less.  If any questions about a religious doctrine, ask them who do they say Jesus is?  If I only had a few hours to live, how will I be assured of heaven?  The thief on the cross was faced with that situation, with no time to do good works, to be baptized, or to study to be found approved.  Yet Jesus promised him paradise that night.  And being God since the beginning, he was, he is, and he will forever be.  Do you trust religion on your eternal destiny or trust God?  Do you take Jesus at his word, or those who deny his deity?  Your choice-top up or top down, you need Jesus, and he is the only way.
Going topless, like going without Jesus may be OK until the rains come.  You need him now, so he will be there in the storm, and not get caught trying to help put up the top.  He doesn’t need your help, he doesn’t even request it, his only orders are love him first, then your neighbor as yourself.  Loving him and then you, because he loved you first.  Don’t be like the curious buyer, just wanting the latest and greatest.  Fads come and go, so do religions. Only Jesus remains, form alpha to omega, from beginning to end.  And is with us in the middle too, where we spend all our time.  Heaven awaits, enjoy the benefits now before the final trip.  It has been said and rightly so, only one loose nut behind the wheel an destroy all the others functions, bringing the car to a halt.  Don’t be that nut, trust Jesus today, avoid all substitutes, and have nothing to do with them.  Read 2 John, a short book, less than 20 verses, and see why God so loved the world he sent Jesus.  And will not tolerate any substitutes.  Nothing new under the sun, find all you need in the Son.  He loves you now as you are, and forever.  Love, joy, peace, patience.  And at prices you can afford.....
love with compassion,
Mike
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