Friday, August 29, 2014

food fight


















This weekend is the annual Orange International Street Fair.  A Labor Day for sure for years for us, the circle at Orange is closed down, with each street having a different international flavor, Italian, American, French, Mexican, Japanese, and Swedish, this year I am looking forward to eating English, and in fish and chips.  They look so good each year, and I have my cardiologists blessing to do so, so I am going to eat fish, deep fried fish and chips, fries.  I hope my system can handle it.  But seeing all the different foods, the smells, and the music, it is a festive crowd that lasts for three days.  Bring your appetite, don’t count calories, and check in, or check out with your family doctor-let’s eat!
Now I tell people, and with a great deal of authority, that California food is homogenized, dumbed down to be trendy.  Take lobster for instance, Baja style.  It is deep fried, can’t tell if it is straight weight or 10-40, and on one occasion when a product specialist came out to help me in sales, we took him out to eat lobster.  He was used to real lobster, and after starving all day was ready to kill when this shrunken, greasy crayfish was served to him.  Not what he ordered, but it really was.  Mine was not real good either, and I thought I was ready.  A far cry from the lobster shacks of the Northeast, where on our last visit to Mary FNY, we had split a 5 pound lobster dinner fro $45!  Now that’s what I call lobster!  And I bet that is what Lenny was expecting...
The local trendy BBQ place here is OK, but only if you have never had real BBQ, like Arthur Bryant’s in Kansas City, or eaten at Interstate BBQ in Memphis, order the BBQ spaghetti as a side, but my favorite is still The Golden Rule outside of Birmingham.  I can taste the Brunswick stew right now.  Where they are afraid of the lady who cooks the beans retiring, as she is the only one who knows the recipe.  Fish chowder, a great meal in Apalachicola, Florida, fresh out of the Gulf, order the big bowl with the sourdough rolls.  Crab cakes mean the Maryland coast, subs mean New Jersey, cheese steaks Philadelphia, and fried clams means Maine.  With our gourmet meal eaten outside with the ocean only a few feet away.  Make sure you get the Whoopie pie for dessert.  But one night in Somerset, Pennsylvania, I had some of the best Mexican ever.  Let me explain...I was visiting Fr. Al, and we had dinner planned.  I envisioned steaks, cheese steaks, or something with red meat involved.  But he was excited for this new Mexican place, so we went.  I told him I didn’t ride 3000 miles to eat Mexican, if anything to get away from it.  But he insisted, and we went with another couple visiting the chapel.  And the food was incredible, it seems these too brothers from the interior of Mexico were gourmet chefs, and this was anything but the slop Alberto’s passes off for food.  It was incredible, and sopapillas for dessert.  It was incredible, and I used to joke with him, “did you ever hear the one about the biker, the priest, and the couple in the mini van from Cleveland eating Mexican in Somerset?”  And we both laughed, and on another visit passed Theresa’s taste test also.  Expecting the unexpected never tasted so good.  Or a sandwich from Primonti Bros. in Pittsburgh, the directions take you down an alley, and the sandwich is served on hand sliced Italian bread, your choice of meat, I like the #2 steak, with hand cut fires, and Italian cole slaw on between the bread.  Pictures don’t do it justice, and is a must in Pittsburgh, worth the ride.  And so I am looking forward to the Food Festival, hoping the fish meets my expectations, or I just might have to take a ride to Malibu to the Fish House for fish and chips.  I do have this new 2015 Scrambler to put miles on....So what is your favorite meal?  What would be your final meal? 
Maybe a cafeteria of all the above would be mine.  Too many good choices, and too many moods to eat them in.  For a while I thought it might be cream of broccoli soup while in Cardiac Critical Care-it was that good.  Maybe the green chili chicken enchiladas at Monroe’s in Albuquerque.  Maybe a Jimmy’ Hot Dog, the best, secretly prepared since WWII, the Big One.  Maybe a sub from Hershey’s, Jersey Mike’s should take note.  Whatever it is, finish it off with fresh made frozen custard at Ted Drewes in St. Louis, or a piece of icebox chocolate pie at The Golden Rule.  A whoopie pie tastes good any time, and Italian ice on a hot day cannot be beat.  Shoo fly pie in the Poconos, and a sopapilla after a great burrito.  I can taste the fresh honey dripping down my arm-somehow they never taste the same when made at home.  Looks like it’s dinner time, even if it isn’t-let’s eat!
Now without benefit of Tripadvisor.com, Jesus knew of some pretty good foods to eat.  He ate fish and bread, and fed 5000.  Was that fried or grilled?  He ate figs and beans and onions, wonder what his recipe was?  Were the cookies as good as Fig Newtons?  He ate various breads, leavened at unleavened, corn bread, and various desserts.  No record of ice cream.  He ate pigeon and dove, imagine it must have been finger lickin’ good.  And even goat, lamb, mutton, and oxen are mentioned as edible in the scriptures.  These guys knew how to eat!  And somehow they were healthy, and without all the sanitary laws we have today.  Made from scratch, home cookin’, which knowing Jesus’ home was heaven, must have been pretty incredible.  But what they Jews knew, as did Jesus, was the special time that eating a meal represented.  It was special occasion, intimate, and much could be learned about a person by eating with them.  Which is why Jesus picked communion, with the bread and juice to remember him by.  It wasn’t camel races, fish fires, or even eating fresh honey.  It was a simple bread, unleavened, and wine, unfermented.  Simple like he was, sharing a simple message of salvation, so that simple folks like me could get it.  A special meal that allows us to get to know him better, to be reminded of who and what he is, and did.  A time to reflect on good times, and look forward to good time ahead.  A time of eating with your hands, passing around the bowl when done, of fresh bread and spices, eaten with your friends.  Jesus tells us to “do this in remembrance of me,”  and that you are “my friends if you keep my commandments.”  Dinner with Jesus...your friend.  Maybe we should remember him more, or ask for more than a simple blessing with the food.  Remember wherever 2 or 3 are gathered, he is among you.  Think of that next time someone cuts in front of you and your Double Double.  You are out eating with Jesus.  And when with him, you never leave hungry.
Leave the food fight along with the foolish food battles away from the church.  Eat with Jesus, don’t gorge or over eat, and be ready for breakfast the next day.  I can taste the linguica with eggs and potatoes at the Black Bear Diner.  Which takes on a new flavor of its own when I know that Jesus is with me.  Be thankful, be generous, and do this in remembrance of him.  Some of the best times are spent around the table with family and friends.  Jesus knows that, invite some friends over tonight, enjoy a meal with Jesus.  Rich in fellowship and calories.  Say did you hear the one about the biker, the priest, and the couple form Cleveland in the mini van?  Good friends, good food, good memories.  All done in remembrance of him.  With a doggie bag to go.  If it works for 5000, imagine the meal he has just for you?
love with compassion,
Mike
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