Monday, July 3, 2017

learning to drive in California













Welcome to the Land of California, where no body walks, and it is a popular belief that driving is a God given right, God being the state of California.  But with that supposed right comes some different driving characteristics that newcomers need to be aware of.  In regards to traffic lights, yellow means speed up and go through, red means 3-5 more cars will proceed before it is safe to venture out on your green light.  Entering the freeway means speeding up to 45-50, then when almost on the highway, signaling, then cut across all lanes until you are in the fast lane, maintaining your speed, no matter what how fast traffic is going.  Causing braking, brakes to screech, and time for them to be reminded they are no longer the most important person on the road, you are.  The turn signal also is not a warning, but a sure sign that the offender is about to turn into your lane, within the next 10 miles if a senior, or at any moment they choose. so beware.  Another state given right....
No one travels the speed limit, and once past the exit/entranced offenders, travel 15-20 mph above the posted limit.  Until something exciting occurs, like a man changing a tire, a CHP officer pulling someone over, or another freeway approaching, then be ready to drop your speed to a crawl, then stop, then crawl again, resuming your previous speed once you have conducted a thorough look at the event.  Which can occur at any moment.  So, you’ve been warned.  Be ready to brake suddenly as you approach a car slowing down in your lane, as their cell phone conversation is more important than highway safety.  Also know that such phone can be used to take a picture or video before calling 911 in case of an emergency.  Such is road courtesy out here, so welcome and drive safe.  You may not be able to pray in school, you still can in cars.
Parking is almost as dangerous if not more so than driving, we have the Costco phenomenon here, where rather than walk another 30 feet into the store, people will cruise around for a half hour looking for the closest space.  And when they find someone packing their groceries, stop in the middle, causing a traffic jam of cars behind them, which those of us catty enough to walk will find it dangerous to avoid a sudden urge to pass the offender.  Be warned when you see a Retired Navy sticker that a jam is about to occur.  Or any woman under the influence of minivan is a sure warning sign.  Just park and walk around the perimeter, shop and return to your car while the offender is still waiting.  Usually on their cell phone....So driving in California is different, as we just were reminded after 5200 miles of out of state riding.  With the most overlooked characteristic on our roads one of courtesy, no one ever read the manual part where it states “driving is a privilege, not a right.”  Must not have been on the test....
But someone passed them, they learned these habits somewhere, so who is to blame?  The yuk who passed them, the parent who finally gave in and handed them the keys, or the rest of us?  Note it is us, for no one assumes personal responsibility.  That would be, too personal.  Such is the life of a driver in California, but also the lives of many Christians.  We all live by a different code of the way we interpret scripture, and while some behave like Christians, others continually study looking for loopholes for their sin.  Studying to become approved, but not by God, but by man, for God is far away, my friends at church are more important, they are the ones to impress.  Which brings to mind how dangerous a church parking lot is after service, where the loving faithful turn into aggressive stunt drivers on their way to lunch.  Someone taught them this, they didn’t make it up, I have found most church folk are followers, rather than leaders, finding safety and acceptance in the pack, where it is easier to say you trust God than to live a life where you do.  And like the one who signs off on the new driver, too many pastors sign off on sinful actions to not make waves among their flock.  Making it hard to navigate as a believer, when the Bible shows one way, the pulpit another, yet we go off on our own.  Searching for the perfect place like the Costco driver, and the hell with anyone who crosses them.  Yet we are all given the same amount of faith, the same spirit at salvation, yet too many still search for a way, neglecting that Jesus is the way.  Writing their own gospel according to their actions, all under the guise of Christianity.  Where Jesus comes first, after us.  After all, wasn’t the gospel supposed to be good news to us?  For us?  With this us first, the other us whenever.
Jesus addressed this in the parables, trying to show us through everyday occurrences how important it is for him to be Lord.  For like driving, we may be cruising one moment,and stopped the next.  We don’t know what is around the next curve, or when a tire will fall off an old truck.  When a radar gun will be thrust into our face and our sin of speed exposed.   We are to be courteous drivers, but are we courteous Christians?  How many teachings have you heard on the fruit of the spirit, but how many highlighting goodness and kindness?  And what better way to show his love than being kind?  Being good, being courteous, putting others first, as he did with us.  OH, that Jesus....yeah, that one.
Drive like hell, you’ll get there, an old saying goes, live like hell you may go there to.  For what is on the heart is portrayed in our words and actions, conveyed by our attitudes.  How many curse the horn that blew at them, neglecting to recognize why, and that you were it?   How we approach things shows the Jesus in us, ever wonder why on ramps are so long?  To give you time to speed up and merge with speeding traffic, not slow it down.  Yet too many live at one speed, theirs, forgetting Jesus never hurried, nor was he ever late.  Is it possible you have passed Jesus by, and not known it?  Or are clogging up the way to him for others by your own lifestyle?  If only driving were as easy as Jesus shows it is to follow him, he has given us his spirit to guide, to comfort, and to instruct us.  Oh, that spirit...
So before driving off today, seek the spirit first.  He knows where you need to go, how to get you there, and where to park at Costco.  Or church.  How to be courteous, good and kind, and show the kind of love to others you want shown to you.  Don’t be like the one on the freeway with their turn signal on for miles, never wavering, until you go to pass, and then they cut you off.  Later telling the officer, “but I had my turn signal on...” What signal does your life show about Jesus?  The Declaration of Independence tells us all men are created equal, only our driving habits separate us.  Jesus makes the difference, for while some pursue the right to happiness, the spirit fills us with joy.  Remember that the next time you point out to the woman on the phone how she is number one. Hang up and drive, and remember not all are as fortunate as us to live here.  But we all can live in Christ...
By the way, gas is over $3.00/gallon here, I was paying $1.72 in Oklahoma last week.  Maybe the old Three Dog Night song about never been to heaven, but been to  Oklahoma is true.  But being in the spirit will always be the only way to travel.  Now about that plastic Jesus on the dashboard of your car...and please Lord, let’s hope it never rains!
love with compassion,
Mike
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