His real name was Tim, and we met him in Florida, sharing an apartment with
his cousin Jack. He had just been dishonorably discharged from the Army for
beating up a Captain, “aren’t soldiers supposed to fight?” and was one of a
kind-fortunately. He had troubles with the English language, among other things
claiming Ponce Peon not Ponce De Leon found the fountain of youth, Tubular Bells
was Too Many Bells, and earned the name Por Favor when watching a Night Gallery
episode with a butler named Portifoy, who he thought was Por Favor, hence his
name. If he couldn’t out think it, he beat it up, hence a trail of broken,
bumped, bruised, and barely fixable followed him. And as we got to know him
better, the legend that he would never be a rich favor, but only a Por Favor
became evident.
Now Favor was a guy who could find away to do things the wrong way easier
than anyone I have ever met. He had an old 1965 Buick with bald tires, slicks
he called them, and would shift his Powerglide unmercifully. When the car
finally wouldn’t stop, he replaced the front brake shoes, by jacking up the
front of his car using a bumper jack, replacing the shoes, then racing up and
down the street at 60 mph, and slamming on the brakes, locking them up. When
heyh had faded to the point of no stopping, he declared them broken in, Favorian
logic. And somehow it worked, and yesterday meeting up with a group to ride to
a funeral, I can tell you Favorian logic is still alive and well-although maybe
on life support, and has spread to the west coast. Pulling up on a press bike,
a 2014 Street Triple, I must have looked like the Yuppie in the group. There
were old Nortons, Royal Enfields, /5 and /7 BMW’s, and more old Triumphs that
were self lubricating than I had seen in a while. All reminding me why the
Japanese motorcycle invasion only took a few years, and why so many worship at
the House of Honda and Yamaha. Many bikes that I wondered what they had started
out as, such as a Triumph Sprint RS with a GSXR fork, and other junkyard bits
for a fairing. A KTM with mesh screen and duct tape covering a hole in a
muffler. One pre-unit Triumph so covered in oil, no chance of rust ever
happening here, and low maintenance too, don’t change the oil, add a quart every
100 miles. Another pre-unit with a leather seat was so worn the packing was
worn out too, TT pipes, or their home grown equivalent as they had been sawed
off, hacked really, and three, yes three Thunderbird sports, circa 1998, the one
like I had that ate tachs every 1000 miles, some so bad they never worked out of
the box. When Triumph found they were bad, sent them out for bid to be
replaced. A Taiwanese company took one, copied it for less, and Triumph bought
the bid, and the same tach, doing the same things as the expensive Italian
ones. Favorian logic again. There was a 1977 BMW R100S, with Dunstall
pipes-real pipes, I know because I had the real ones once, and the copies
later-again Favorian logic. Many newer Bonnevilles, with all the good stuff
either removed by an accident, or to make it rideable after. And to a man,
friendly, living in their own Favorian world, and even a man on a newer Harley,
who answered when asked didn’t he bring his one of his old bikes answered, “this
is the only one you can’t kick start, and it is too early to fight with one.”
Imagine that, the Harley being the modern one....
And when it was time to go, a question rose of how we were going to ride,
and the answer was another yelling “let’s ride.” And we did, taking over 25
minutes to go 6 miles..top speed for many I was sure, and immediately I pulled
behind an old Norton racer, and inhaled the fumes of racing castor for the
ride. Right next to the BMW with the Dunstalls-I was in sensory overload, on
the way to a funeral. Was it possible I was already among the dead, or had they
all been resurrected?
I began to realize I seek more rom riding, and am blessed to get it. I
have ridden in 48 states, and get another 2014 tomorrow to ride, fresh out of
the crate. My 1978 GS1000 is a pretty boy next to my riding buddies yesterday,
how would she have felt, no leaks, and still pulls red line in 4th at 120. I am
anything but a Yuppie, I detest them, but can appreciate both schools of
thought, the right way and the Favorian logic. And somehow they both co-exist,
all you who think your Co-exist bumper sticker is trendy, try one using the
above on one-now that would be cool. But I seek more, so I ask more questions,
read more, and find myself with a group of riders who go fast and know why, who
fix things right, and who change the oil rather than topping it off. And so it
is with my relationship with God. I am glad to thank Him in the good times, not
just call on Him when something fails. I find His promises true, and when
trouble strikes, He is more than duct tape and screen to fix my leak. He deals
with the cause, often times me, in a loving way, and draws me closer to Him.
And I am glad to talk to others who are deeper than me, unlike the man who
always goes to the parts counter, gets info then off to the junk yard. No
respect for himself or the machine, or the relationship with it, and all the
money spent fixing it again,again often adds up to more than doing it right the
first time. Favorian logic...if you can’t out think...you end up spending more
and never getting it right. The old statement of “I rather be riding applies to
me,” and although many like to ride, they rather fix...I rather ride. And so
it is with Jesus, I rather ride.
Personally I hate it when I am reminded to count it all joy when in various
trials. And they are everywhere, even outside of Favorian logic. But James is
stressing the point that in the difficulties I will see the goodness of God. So
Peter then exhorts us not to look at the difficulties, but look to the cross.
Where the victory over sin was won. Simply put, if you never got sick, you
wouldn’t need the Great Physician. If not poor you wouldn’t need Jehovah Jireh,
the great provider. If not confused, you wouldn’t need the wonderful
counselor. And if not a sinner, you wouldn’t need a savior, and the answer to
all is Jesus Christ! Yet some choose Favorian logic, their choice when they
can’t understand. I find it easier to go to Jesus directly. His book states
“he never saw the righteous hungry, or their children begging food.” And as I
looked at my new riding friends yesterday, their bikes needed a savior, but so
did they, which is why God puts us out among them.
Trouble with your faith, if you are having difficulties Jesus old us we
would have tribulation, see you have works to prove your faith and His words.
Sadly Favorian logic works for a while, why not choose one that lasts forever?
The name is Jesus-the same in all languages, the only name you have to
remember. The true fountain of youth, for we will never see death in Him.
Yesterday reminded me of how some rides never die, Favorian logic keeps them on
the road. I’m glad I chose the road with Jesus on it, like Ecclesiastes tells
us, a time to die. Some motorcycles just haven’t read that part yet, have
you?
It also says a time to live....I like that. Which gives me more time to
ride, the fountain of youth. Imagine if Ponce De Leon had ridden
motorcycles?
love with compassion,
Mike
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