Monday, December 2, 2013

the legend of the left foot











Last summer while many were out cruising, riding, or at the beach, another local landmark became history.  Taking liberty with the Joni Mitchell lyrics, “they paved paradise and put up a parking lot,” a local parking lot that had become a paradise for dozens learning to drive vanished.  Another Walmart is now where the huge parking lot behind the Fedco used to be, and with it, another teen memory of many is gone.  A place where generations of teens first got behind the wheel of a car, including my sons, is now another place to shop, for less.  It was a place where both my sons learned to drive a clutch, a big deal at one time, but today when over 95% of new cars are an automatic, it hardly seems worth noticing.  But like Christopher will tell you, last summer when they rented a BMW and toured Spain and France, it had a 5 speed, and he knew how to drive a stick, so as others rode along, he drove.  And he is perhaps of the last generation to learn to drive a stick, and soon the old Bill Cosby joke about drifting back into the bay will have no meaning, nor will driving a bug.  Four speeds, three on the tree, all old terms with no relevance now.  The automatic transmission has taken over as the preferred way to drive, now we just point and steer, while others watch and pray.  And to a man who used to drive semis in Colorado, where we had real mountains, a 13 speed Road Ranger was a natural as the Rocky Mountain spring water, but here drivers use an Allison automatic, because of the hills, I was told.  Like Dirty Harry said, “every man has got to know his limits.”  And today we are limited by 3-4-5-7, or an 8 speed automatic-still all a way to point and steer.  And maybe not a bad thing, if you ever got stuck in freeway traffic, you left leg would pay the price, cramping and teaching you to cuss the clutch, so maybe the automatic was a blessing.  And after many a sore leg from traffic jams on I-15, all our cars now have automatics, and have for years.  Reducing us all to right foot only drivers for the most part, although some still use the clutch foot to balance.  But the left leg has become a useless appendage in new cars, and some day when anthropologists look back, and note how adults 50 years ago had larger left legs, they will be puzzled as to why until they look to the car and the way its shifts.  The legend of the left leg and its demise will be another concession to convenience, telling us how far we haven’t really gone in progress.  And hopefully it will take generations until this left hand clutch phenomena takes place among bikers, remember when we all had arms like Popeye...”now we just point and lean...”they’ll tel us.  And wonder how we ever managed to drive or ride such ancient contraptions.  But for now it is all about clutchless shifting and the legend of the disappearing left leg.
Now if you have ever done a burn out, heel or towed your car in the mountains, or tried to start uphill with a clutch, you know it takes skill to do it, and now that skill is not needed any more.  On some cars a dead foot pedal has replaced the clutch pedal, a place to rest your foot, to keep it from feeling useless.  A pacifier for the foot, attached to the slowly atrophying leg, once useful but now deemed useless by the absence of the clutch.  A noteworthy event proving the second law of thermodynamics, that things are constantly in state of atrophy, we are not evolving but just the opposite, since the fall in the Garden, and it is a physical law, sorry Mr. or Ms. Evolutionist-even cars fall prey to laws!  And the Yuppie term “taking it to the next level” now has a new meaning, a term I am not fond of, and use here under duress.
Taking it to the next level for these faux personalities, to them means more for themselves-for money, bigger house, more income, and more about me.  But in real life, when many take it to the next level, the next level is one flight down.  To many their best years are behind them, explain that Ms. Evolutionist, and only makes room for the more more aggressive feeding on the lesser.  Survival of the fittest, but not the best.  And so when the other night a man asked for prayer, he wanted to go to the next level with God, I prayed with him, but warned him the closer we get to God, the tougher things will get.   Not all blue skies and green valleys.  The road gets rougher, but Jesus is tougher than any road, and will take you through it, and you will get closer to Him along the way.  Works for Old Testament people too, ask Zachariah, but in God’s way, not ours.  The people were given the job to rebuild their homes, but after a few days got tired, and quit.  So they went to God, asking if they could build His temple, going to the next level.  But He surprised them when He told them no, for if they can’t do a simple job, how do they expect to do a greater one?  And since God is a god of order, first things first.  And since it is His plan, not theirs, it is better to obey, for all things will work for their good.  So we find that the next level cannot be attained without competing the current one, and that the next elevator can go down as well as up.  And that someday they may become as useless as the left leg, no more clutch, left leg isn’t needed, and will atrophy and go away.  Not exactly the result planned, but received none the less.  And so we find a walk, or drive with God requires Him leading, and us following.  Foot on the clutch, ready to go when needed, all that power just a left foot away.  Or so how it used to be.
Today God may ask you to go to a level that you never have before.  You may need to drive a 5 speed, but only have auto experience.  Be glad we have Him to rest on, or your walk with Him may soon go the way of the left leg.  Replaced by something easier, but less threatening and less rewarding.  Going down the same road, but also missing out on many roads due to not allowing God to take you.  Pointing and steering is no way to go through life, let alone your driving experience.  Let God direct, you follow.  And if the road changes, follow Him, for great roads have curves and elevation changes, but not all up.  That next level you are looking for may be below you, and you may have to drive a stick...taking you places other can go, but can’t drive, they will only be along for the ride.  And some will still drift into the bay, like Cosby’s example, not even knowing it.  But you will, for you will have chosen the way of Jesus  of all others.  And you will have  strong left leg to prove it, for it takes all of you to follow.  Arms, legs, hands, and feet.  Joni also sang in the same song, “help me I think I’m falling...” in love with Christ I hope.  For the rest of you, I hope you aren’t stuck in raffic long, wears out the leg.  Sorry, I just remembered you can’t drive a clutch, you pulled over long ago.  Get back into the race and follow Christ.  Whether 3 on the tree or four on the floor, it beats missing out on the ride of your life.  The atrophying in your left leg may only be a symptom of the heart, taking it to the next level, and not the one you expect.  Decreasing radiuses are for curves, not legs.  Another landmark in the history of man, taking you to the next level.  Zach found out the hard way.  Don’t you.  What does your left foot do while driving?
love with compassion,
Mike
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