Thursday, March 12, 2015

the first church of the Shamwow!, coming to a service near you








The stage was set.  Hundreds of men had been involved, hundreds of hours had been spent, and millions of dollars had been invested.  And tonight was to be the night they all had waited for.   R&D had developed the new product, a new dog food superior to any on the market.  Production had adapted it so it could be efficiently produced, accounting had made some budget cuts to make the formula feasible, and marketing had come up with attractive packaging, a way to make 40 pounds in a bag look like 44, making an additional 10% on each bag sold, and tonight the new name would be announced.  And the dog food would finally be available for sale.  After many exhausting hours of research, focus groups, and legal investigations of trademarked names, the executive committee had narrowed it down to three.  Rumors had spread about which one it would be, bets were placed, and as the excitement grew, they awaited the announcement in anticipation.  But were shocked when none of the final names was chosen, but one named for the president’s dog.  A name no one could pronounce, it wasn’t even catchy, but satisfied the old man.  Honored him.  After a pause, the national sales manager once again whipped up the room into a furor, hats and t-shirts with the name and logo were passed out.  The sales force was so excited they couldn’t wait to get out and sell their new product, and their wives in attendance with them were writing on napkins the increase in their husband’s commissions, and what they would buy.  The room was brought up to a fever pitch of excitement, and then just to make sure, that no problems existed, that everyone understood the new product and the marketing effort, the president stepped to the mike, and after a brief statement, opened the floor to questions.  He hoped it wouldn’t last long as he wanted the excitement of the meeting to carry on tomorrow, but it ended shorter than he had anticipated.  One new guy in the back raised his hand, and asked one question?  “What do the dogs think of it?  Do they like it?”  And the room became quiet, sullen, and no answer was provided.  The one thing they had neglected, the one thing that would make it a success, the dogs liking it and eating it, had never been addressed.  They had forgotten the end user, the ultimate consumer.  And suddenly names, marketing, production, and accounting prowess didn’t matter.  No one had thought to ask the dogs.  
A scenario of a classic fail.  Yet we have real life examples, the Edsel, NEW Coke, and do you recall BIC underwear, disposable?  Worked for pens and lighters?  Real life failures, that failed because no one wanted them, they filled a need that didn’t exist, or a desire that wasn’t there.   The Shamwow! guy of marketing has taken over, and if it feels good, looks good, and better yet makes us look better, then we’ll buy it.  Maybe even trade on an old name.  But only once if we don’t get the desired effect we want, not what we are told.  And today’s church is no different.  Too many programs, processes, and procedures.  Too many meetings, too many budget hearings, and ways to market Jesus.  Well meaning men and women telling you “we cannot fulfill God’s plan without your money.”  Providing us with things that tickle the senses, but do nothing for the soul.  We leave entertained, a good time, but yet empty.  For like the dog food story, they mastered all of the worldly efforts, but left out Jesus.  The author was neglected, and the end user was reduced to a number, and not a person.  It has become a system of numbers, the more attendance, the better the church.  The more money donated, the better the message.  All built around the marketing of Jesus, but neglecting the power of the holy spirit.  Having a form of godliness, just without the involvement of God.  They have forgotten the one in 99 Jesus went back for, bragging on their 99% success.  Jesus saw the one, who might be you.  For years I thought that the world had invaded the church, and I was wrong.   The church invited the world in, then shut the door behind it and won’t let it out.  Today we have board meetings, that have become bored meetings because the spirit is not invited.  I sat in one when the leader told us “tonight we will let the spirit guide us.  Now here are the rules....”  Religion has and is rearing its ugly head, and many churches take on the Shamwow! approach to evangelism.  When God tells us it is the inner man, the spirit that must change first.  And without God, we won’t.  We will follow clever words, focus groups, teach and brag about our education, but leave with little application.  Many great services and churches are based on how you feel after, with little focus on Jesus Christ, the only one who makes the difference.  And it starts and ends with him, not us.  Listen and see, all it takes is that you ask him, then let him guide you.  Yet many spend more  money on choir robes, guest speakers, expensive programs and hi-tech presentations than they do to minister.  They don’t let it outside of the four walls, because they don’t want to.  For outside they cannot control it, and so cannot control you.  It is like being invited in to someone’s nice home, but you cannot use the bathroom.  Or the hand towels.  Or eat with them, you aren’t special enough-yet.  Enjoy the after dinner mint, just not the dinner.  They will show you how to be better externally, while you are wasting away spiritually.  Jesus tells us we will always have the poor among us, we just don’t get he was talking about religion and how it has become the norm in many churches.  Bumper stickers and Bible covers do not make you closer to God. 
1 Peter 5:7 tells us to cast your cares on him because he cares for you.”  The Greek word for cast means something that will roll back on you.  Like a big rock after being pushed up a hill, wants to roll back.  Gravity, a law of the universe.  Yet we recognize gravity, but not the gravity of Jesus telling us in Matthew 25 to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, give water to the thirsty, visit those who are sick, and don’t neglect those in jail.  And his law of love.  All situations that will occur again and again, and again.  Needs that must be met daily, and like manna from heaven, must be met from God.  But distributed by his sales team, his church-us.  If asked “are you in the word?” does your life show the word, Jesus Christ is in you?  If asked “what would Jesus do?”  do you have to ask?  Don’t you know? Or have you become a shell, that needs life to begin inside and grow outward?  When Paul told the Corinthian church to stop their sinning, he just told them “STOP!”  Not stop or die, just stop. Repent, then let the spirit guide you.  You can only revive something that was once alive, and the same for resurrection.  You must be alive in Christ, die to yourself and become a new person in Christ.  And when you do, you will see things differently.  Religion is so impersonal, I want as much of Jesus as I can get.  Do you?
But back to the dog food.  if your relationship with Christ is more bark than bite, more church doctrine than Bible, more education than application, you need to seek Jesus now.  Let his spirit change you, and watch as you grow in grace.  The Shamwow! school of religion is alive and well, looking for those it can seek and destroy.  To control, to not let them out from under their control.  It brings attention to itself, but brings no glory to God.  And with no glory, no blessings.  But you might feel good for awhile.  And soon be hungry again because you were not filled.  If Jesus died for you, isn’t her good enough to lead you to?
Learn from the parable of the dog food.  If church ain’t making it for you, maybe you need to go right to Jesus.  Programs, processes, and procedures.  The dying words of the church.  All your best efforts will fail.  If only because no one thought to ask God.
love with compassion,
Mike
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