Friday, September 16, 2016

if the Brits speak English, what do we Colonists speak?









The joke goes of a man being interviewed for a job at 7-11.  “Do you speak any foreign languages?”  he is asked.  “Yes, English...” My mother used to tell me “anything is easy if you know how to do it,”  and I can add to that, anyone who knows more than me sounds smarter.  And some of the smartest people I know agree with me.  I hope you are among them.  Yet you can be the smartest man in the room, and be humbled when getting your car fixed.  While at Mercedes Benz, I had a customer Dr. Francis Crick, you may not know the name, but he is more famous than Dr. Oz.  He is the man who discovered DNA.  Yet when he and his wife would pick up their car, and he asked what I did, he would them wave me off, “tell my wife, I don’t understand these car things.”  And I’m thinking “Dude you discovered DNA, your car needed brakes...”  all they understood was a light came on and they brought the car in.  And how much it cost.  Maybe I need to change my philosophy on brains.
When I used to deal with Ivan Stewart of Off Road fame, The Ironman, he once was underneath one of is trucks, and asked me to hand him a wrench.  “What size Ivan?”  “I don’t care, I’m gonna use it for a hammer.”  Or a fine tuning adjustment device as my old friend Brett used to call it.  It seems although we all speak the same language, or do we, that the nomenclature, try to use that word today, is different for each situation, and each group of people.  I love the old song “409,” but how many know what a 409 is?  Or a dual quad, posi-traction, 409?  Yet anyone gear head readily knows.  When I am around car guys, we talk “what’ll she do?” “how many cubes?”  We have our own language that we speak, and to any outsider it may seem foreign, to us it isn’t.  But picture this if you can, in America the official language is English.  But not to an Englishman, who refers to us as Bloody Colonists, and our language is brutish, not the Queen’s English.  For example...
If your battery goes dead across the pond, you have a problem with your accumulator.  Which may be found under the bonnet, the hood, or in the boot, the trunk.  “My bloody accumulator is in the boot mate.”  Now in English...  Spanners are wrenches, drophead coupes are convertibles, they get on the binders, the brakes, and mum picks up her kids in a shooting brake, a station wagon.  And even a gallon is not the same, it is Imperial, or 5 quarts, US.  Petrol, not gas.  Horns are Klaxons, spending a night in a saloon is a 4 door sedan not a bar, which is a pub, which is different.  You can use a spanner to tighten your trunnion, a wrench to tighten your suspension, keep a mole wrench handy, vice grips, while keeping an eye out for Artic lories on the roundabout, semis in the intersection. So you may speak English, but do you really?  All this talking has made me have to go to the loo...men’s room.
So in each language, each job, each hobby, and each group of people there is a language within itself.  Maybe the interview at 7-11 was more difficult than you think.  But as Christians, we have terms and phrases that we use when talking with each other, that may seem foreign to an outsider.  And we need to be careful when explaining things lest we confuse them, or get confused ourselves.  We talk of being lost and needing a savior, to make atonement for our sins.  We need to confess our sins, repent and be born again.  All terms any Christian should be familiar with, but in the world what do they mean?  We talk about faith and sharing the gospel, how we are saved grace and become holy, that if we invite Jesus into our heart he shows mercy, and we are redeemed, and found righteous before God.  And how we need to be in the word, but not in the world.  Wait, I thought the gospel was simple?  It is isn’t it?  What’s under your bonnet? 
That is why the holy spirit changes hearts, and leads us to Jesus.  We argue, try to explain something infinite in finite terms and come up short.  And often make the person we are sharing with feel uncomfortable.  We are not trying to win an argument, or show how much we know, but see a soul saved by showing who we know in love.  That just might change your whole perspective...maybe what we have here is a failure to communicate.  But in all cases show love, compassion, and let the fruit of the spirit be evident.  People are not as stupid as we hope they are, and when love is displayed to them, when the spirit intervenes, suddenly the words make sense.  We see a heart changed, a soul saved, and the person become born again.  When we rely on the spirit and not lean on our own understanding, we see Jesus in action.  The words come to life, the mysteries of the Bible suddenly aren’t so mysterious, and we find out the difference between lost and saved, just being sorry and repenting.  We show the gospel is good news, that Jesus loves us, and that grace is a gift, not another test in life to fail.  We are to be in the word, so the word can be in us, and although we live in the world, we are separate.  Words and terms that sound foreign but that the spirit gives life to.  We may not understand, but we know something different is going on inside us that is supernatural.  We begin to see things through the eyes of God, instead of through our own eyes.  We then begin to forgive others as we have been forgiven, to show mercy and not revenge.  We don’t try to win any arguments, we show love instead.  We don’t interrogate, we listen and try to answer as the spirit gives us the words needed.  You may think you are smart, Nicodemus was, but yet it took the holy spirit to reveal to him what being born again was.  And how to be saved.  And why Jesus is the savior promised in scripture.  And so God made the gospel simple so we can get it, free so we can afford it.  We messed up, we need to be reunited with God.  Jesus is the way.  Ask any 5 year old in Sunday school, and they will tell you “Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.”  Now abut that foreign language...
Maybe my mother was right, it is easy if you know.  And I know Jesus, and he knows me.  In any crowd he can pick me out, and say hello to me.  Under a truck, he knows just the right spanner/wrench to fix the problem.  He knows what to look for under your bonnet, and may be being kept in your boot and you’re not knowing it.  Open up the boot to your heart and let him in.  Spend a day in your saloon with him.  Open up to the spirit and see what he has to say to you.  For Jesus left us with one language we all can speak, and all can understand, love.  Speak some today, invite someone to join in, let the spirit guide you.  For we all were once lost, it took the spirit to reveal it to us and point us to Jesus.  All the time the what you were looking for was really as who.  Don’t let his language of love be foreign to you.  For just like when your time came to buy your 409, today is that day of salvation.  Let me welcome you to the family.  That pinking noise just may be the spirit knocking...
Now if the Brits drive on the right side of the road, does that mean we Colonists drive on the wrong?
love with compassion,
Mike
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