Thursday, September 8, 2016

never underestimate the value of a sixth grade education










The Clampett household was all abuzz, as Uncle Jed’s nephew Jethro was graduating from the sixth grade.  They were exceptionally proud of him, so his Uncle went out and let him pick out a watch for his graduation present.  After picking out his prize, he could hardly wait to get home and show it off.  “Look Granny,” he excitedly said, “checkout the hands on the little mouse.”  But one look at Mickey, and she replied “you dern fool, one hand is smaller than the other...”  never underestimate the value of a sixth grade education.  Or on who it is wasted.  Or whom?  Today with digital watches replacing hands on a watch, and even more recent i-phones replacing watches, how we tell time has changed.  It used to be “quarter after,” or “half past,” now it is “6:29 or 7:14.”  We’ll leave it up to you to guess if it is PM or AM.  The clues are there....I’ll bet Jethro knows.
The cable box in our room stands on its side due to space considerations.  And depending how you look at it, the time can be 5:16 or 9:15, 9:01 or 1:06, or 5:51 or 2:21.  Which can be disconcerting waking up and thinking time has past, only to find an hour or two is missing.  Or finding out you wanted to be up at 6 o’clock to watch a show, and the clock says 6:08, or is it 8:09?  We no longer have to ask where Mickey’s big hand is pointing, and today kids couldn’t tell time by a clock that isn’t digital, or anything other than their cell phone.  Watches are stylish, they just happen to be able to tell time.
In 1969 Hal Lindsay wrote “The Late, Great Planet Earth,” about the end times prophesied in the Bible.  A best seller, when I read it I couldn’t put it down, reading it all in one afternoon.  It definitely was instrumental in pointing me to Jesus, although I didn’t understand much of it.  But we are in the last days, and have been ever since the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and just watching the news emphasizes that fact.  But these things are nothing new the skeptics say, and they may be right.  Perhaps it is the intensity, different locations, and how everything is escalating that points to the rapture getting closer.  We are in fact one day closer than we were yesterday.  And the Bible tells us that even Jesus doesn’t know, only his father.  Yet many try to predict it, I even have some friends, they are not enemies, trying to predict it.  So embraced in Bible study, they think there is maybe a hidden verse somewhere in the Bible to tell them.  I avoid them, and last time they confronted me, I asked “does it matter?  Everyone will be in heaven who cares, and it won’t matter to them either.  Do you really think someone will brag in heaven about guessing the date?”  And yet they go on....
The fact is we don’t know, and Jesus doesn’t even know either.  God compares the rapture to a wedding, a Jewish wedding where a man and woman are betrothed.  But the wedding not consummated until the groom’s father feels he can support his wife, until he is ready.  Then with the sound of a trumpet, the party begins, he calls for his wife, and the wedding night follows.  We are the bride, Jesus is the groom, and is making a place for us in heaven.  With a heavenly trumpet sound we will be called home, in he twinkling of an eye, some 1/240,000 of a second.  Faster than a Hayabusa, we will be before Jesus in heaven.  But you must be saved, you must be the bride to go.  Which is more important, the time we are called or the fact we are called?  So we are to live in expectation of his return for us, as if it could happen today, which it may.  But he is also patient so that none should perish, if only he had returned a day or year before you were saved, can you see the importance of his patience?  And why we aren’t old the time?  Too many party like there is no tomorrow, they danced in Noah’s day too.  The party was hearty in Sodom and Gomarrah, now no trace of them remains.  Don’t think you have tomorrow, waiting is a tool of the devil, and waiting and delaying are two different things. We are waiting for his return, you may be delaying the day of your salvation thinking the party isn’t over yet.  Don’t be left behind!
So the signs are there, as many refer to the signs of the times.  Crime is rampant, prisons are on overload.  Schools are a mess since God has been denied access in 1963.  We now have fire, earthquake, hurricane, and other strange weather seasons.  Lies are acceptable, cheating permitted, and no one has respect for the gospel.  Good news.  But the good news is Jesus is coming back soon, and soon is sooner than we expect. And on that day those left behind will be wondering what happened, UFO’s from outer space?  A Russian secret bomb?  But it won’t matter to us, we won’t be here.  And here is your chance to avoid the desolation that is to follow, know Jesus now, be saved.  And it doesn’t take more than a sixth grade education, remember the song from Sunday School, “Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so...”  that’s the gospel, the word that saves.  I’ll bet even Jethro can remember that one!
Now about Mickey’s hands, one is for minutes and one for hours.  But how do you explain the third hand, which we call the second hand?  And you’re worried you don’t know the day or date?  Let’s just hope for your sake it isn’t June 31st, or February 30th.  Think about it....you dern fool. 
love with compassion,
Mike
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