Monday, May 13, 2019

painted ladies



















Doris and I worked at opposite ends of the building at Polychrome.  But it would turn out that our social activities were even farther apart.  She was attractive, and most of our relationship was casual pleasantries, but when I heard she thought I was cute, sucker I am, I asked her out.  To a New Years celebration with her friends.  Where we had nothing in common except her.  She was pretty, but once she opened her mouth it was all over.  How could a person be so different away from work?  And all she wanted to do was dance when she wasn’t talking, so after midnight, she explained her friends were going elsewhere, and she would get a ride home from them.  Allowing me to escape the rest of the date, as she talked and danced into the night.  But I wondered, how could such a pretty painted lady, turn out so different?  I had looked the gift horse in the mouth....only Mrs. Ed would think Mr. Ed handsome.  A lesson learned...
But painted ladies come in four legged versions too.  Ever have a stray break your heart, and adopt it?  Where it ends up only liking your mother who feeds it, and dislikes dogs, and has nothing to do with you.  Taken in by a pretty face again....But if it works for two and four legged, it also works for two and four wheeled vehicles.  I had one of the first Rabbits in the states.  Cool looking car, and peppy.  When it ran, the dealer had it more than I did for the first few months, then I sold it, never running quite right.  Another painted lady came into our garage when we needed a second car for the rain.  A 1968 Mercury Monterey with a letter form Ford stating it had an experimental hi performance engine, and parts ordering instructions.  Never been a four door guy, but taken in by its power, it was fast, I bought it.  Only to find out it never went into high gear, I only had burned rubber and never took it out and ran it.  So my new two thirds of a three speed never really got tested, and eventually sold it, letter and all to a guy who said he could fix it.  Another painted lady, this time in a performance disguise.  But I have been struck by this lady twice on BMW motorcycles, my 1974 R90S that blew up at 16,607 miles.  I never forgot that number.  Somehow I put over 46,000 miles on it in 14 months before selling it.  Seems the ultimate motorcycle had more power than the engineers had planned for, and was shredding bolts holding on the flywheel.  Only admitted after they were all out of warranty, of course.  But another lesson not learned, as a 1977 R100S came into my life, developed a knocking noise, and the dealer replaced the ring and pinion.  That BMW found was not faulty, and refused to pay the claim.  And I almost made it home before the engine blew, both rods came off the crank.  The prettiest of painted ladies, and my last BMW.  First time your fault, second time mine.  No chance for a third one, but today they are both collectible.  Some with low miles, I wonder....I’ll just let this painted lady pass for now.  Four wheels or two, used or new, they are out to get you.
Over the years I have been fortunate to sit under great teaching pastors, but very few who truly pastor.  Only to find they are human too, and one of the painted ladies they face is tithes and offerings.  I found out major donors get priority treatment,and some of their sins are allowed, just keep the checks coming.  Often used as an example of godly living, when outside of church, their true side is shown.  I have never found any place where a painted lady is needed, and really not among Christians.  I watch as duplicite men and women do all the things to impress the body, but inside are lecherous.  Lying, cheating, even in certain situations having the pastor back their sin.  Seen it more than once, and when I called one pastor on it, was told I don’t understand.  Seems he did, but chose the lie anyway.  Jesus warns these wolves in sheep’s clothing will be among us, but never of us.  Going their own way, trying to take others with them.  A social experiment, using religion to achieve a prideful end. We are also told to be wise as serpents, but gentle as lambs, it should be noted Jesus even called Judas friend to the end, knowing his heart.  While the others pondered who among them would betray Jesus, I can hear the bragging.  While Judas was hanging himself.  The holy spirit had not come upon them yet.  But it would change their lives forever when he did. With one note to consider, Jesus never bragged on himself, giving all glory to his father.  Mixing in so well with the crowd, Judas had to kiss him to identify him to the Roman soldiers.  But it works two ways in churches...
There are certain people who go into churches to do nothing else but disrupt them.  A list of such people is in San Diego, and the greeters are told to look out for them.  They subtly enter and then draw people away from the gospel.  One such ladies group used to make things for the elderly, until invaded by some Mormon women who liked to knit.  Agreeing to not discuss religion, they once fellowshipped about Jesus, soon they had taken over, and instead of donating the goods, now were selling them.  Painted ladies wear all kinds of paint....
So consider this year as the year God is separating the sheep from the goats.  Evil is showing its ugly head everywhere from aborting babies after birth, to a growing anti-Semitism.  Churches are burning, pastors are being exposed, and we are all being tested by fire.  The spirit of anti-Christ, instead of Jesus, is a painted lady watering down the gospel, and many following the lies.  Worldly ways now becoming the way instead of Jesus.  The Bible being ridiculed, and Christians only acting Christlike in church services.  God is separating the sheep from the goats, and the goats don’t like it.  The painted lady of sin is exposed, and this emperor’s gospel of no new clothes is spreading.  Sound like a Christian, listen to the right songs, attend the right church, buy the pastor’s books.  Talk about Jesus, but never experience him.  Never know the freedom of the spirit, their sin finding them out.  Maybe a self examination of Jesus in our own lives is in order.  Are you brave enough to sit and ask God “where am I in you?” Or are you just hanging around like Judas waiting to die?
Painted ladies ride painted motorcycles, drive painted cars, attend painted churches,and never know the beauty of Jesus Christ.  It is all about the look.  Jesus is looking for sinners to be saved, not pretty religious hypocrites.  He loves them too, but tells us to beware of them.  Giving us the spirit of discernment, so we can tell.  So we can choose, so we can live.  If it works with Jesus, maybe it can work with dates, cars, motorcycles,and even religion.  And wouldn’t you know it, I just got an ad for the new Kawasaki I was looking at.  Heavy discount, great rates.....what a pretty bike....them painted ladies, I wish they would just leave me alone.
Just as he has taught you, “remain in him.”  Just in time.
love with compassion,
Mike
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