Thursday, September 19, 2019

tips on adjusting the valves on a two stroke motor and other helpful hints



















Years ago when Jimi Hendrix asked “have you ever been experienced?” I’m still not sure what he was talking about.  I have had experiences, but maybe not what he was talking about or offering.  But a few experiences I have had while inexperienced may help.  100 years ago when I was a Boy Scout, a career Tenderfoot, I was told to find a left handed smoke shifter.  As were the other newbies, only to come back empty handed.  After straight faced Scoutmasters, store clerks, and other scouts couldn’t help, it was finally revealed there was no such thing, and the joke was on you, to be passed on to the next group of newbies.  If asked about a left handed smoke shifter experience, I can answer “I have.”  Have I ever seen one, “no.”
Guys new to the bench racing group, long before they are recognized as a hang along, are asked about their muffler bearings, or their exhaust nebulizer.  Like the smoke shifter crowd, the laughs are plenty because there are no such things, but such is the rite of passage into the group.  But as we age, we hopefully gain knowledge along with our experience.  Which may not always be the case.  For example...in another life I once sold American Motors Cars and Jeeps, long before the SUV sickness took over.  My friend Mike was one of the more creative salesman, and one time a man waiting for his car in service, encountered Mike in the showroom.  Looking under a Jeep, he asked “what is that blue thing?”  And Mike went on to explain it was a Bertel Overdrive, unique to Jeeps.  And then asked the man if he was having his serviced, as it was critical it was serviced properly and only by Jeep mechanics.  Not knowing, he asked his advisor, who wasn’t sure, who asked the service manager, who didn’t know, who asked the parts man who had never heard of one, and then called Jeep in Toledo at their home office.  And they didn’t know, but they knew that blue thing was the Quadra Trac and all Jeeps had one.  Had these guys ever been experienced?  Now they can say “I have.”
As a new Christian I believed every word from the pulpit.  I had a strong hunger to learn scripture, to know all about God, and to know Jesus.  I was being fed and digesting it all when the church I attended changed pastors.  Now being a new pastor has to be tough, and he needed to make a strong initial impression, and I can remember his first Sunday vividly.  After the applause and a warm welcome, he said “please turn your Bibles to Hezekiah 3:16, that will be our study today.”  The noise of pages turning was almost deafening, as the full sanctuary looked for Hezekiah, and soon it began to quiet down.  And puzzled looks filled the room.  No one could find the book of Hezekiah because there is no book in the Bible called Hezekiah.  It was a test to see where we were at with God, but some took it personal, how dare this new guy insult us?  To me it was a lesson on truth and checking out what came from the pulpit.  Just because it is said doesn’t make it true.  Learning curves run from left handed smoke shifters to Bertel overdrives, and can include helpful steps on two stroke valve adjustment, but when it comes to the things of God, it is always best to go to the source, the Word, just as 1 John 4 advises, to test the spirit.  Just because it sounds good doesn’t mean it is, and too many are led astray by scripture twisted to suit a purpose or to excuse their sin.  So in the words of Jesus, “be wary lest you stray.”
Over the years I have been fooled myself, and seen others fooled by claims that sound true.  Pastors taking a denominational stand going against scripture, church leaders claiming to be God or the only voice that God speaks to, or even the messiah himself.  We are warned that even Satan can disguise himself as an angel of light, and can mislead the elect, Christians.  We are to be as wise as serpents, yet as gentle as lambs, to test the spirit, to trust God, because all men are liars, some unwittingly, some to deceive.  Something to consider when you open your wallet or purse to give.  God’s view on giving is different, as the Corinthians knew....
Be a cheerful giver, we live under grace, not the tithing law, and if you only give your tithe but complain about it, there is no blessing.  We are to give as the spirit shows us, and it is written the rich never had too much, nor the poor too little.  True giving shows where our heart is with Jesus, the widow who gave her two mites, all she had, an example of Jesus giving all he had.  Remember he owned no property, and didn’t even have a place to lie his head, yet he had all he needed from his Father.  Can we say the same, do we give hilariously, as scripture instructs, or do we hang onto it to increase our FICO score?  To impress our friends or to boost our portfolio?  Or do we give freely of hat we have, our time and money?  Our skills and talents?  Read Acts 2:42, maybe show it to your pastor.  God supplies all your needs through his riches and glory, not the church.  But he can use the church, but only if the church is willing.  Ask any non-Christian about the church and they will tell you the church is only after their money.  That I have experienced.  Don’t confuse the church with Jesus!
So be a giver, led by the spirit, and when asked if you know it is more blessed to give than receive, can you answer “I have been experienced.”  Do you grudgingly pay your tithe, God doesn’t need it.  Do you do without to pay it?  Read 2 Corinthians 8, you may be surprised.  I have never heard that chapter taught from a pulpit.  Don’t depend on the church for the things of God that are available to you in Christ.  Scripture tells us we will never see the faithful without bread, or their children being hungry.  But it does say “if you won’t work, you won’t eat,” won’t not don’t.  Check it out, don’t trust me....
Oh and the tips on adjusting the valves on a two stroke motor, there aren’t any.  The engine is much different than a four stroke.  Money is not the root of all evil, only the love of it.  Don’t fall for the apple Eve ate, it doesn’t say that.  It might have been a grape.  From the vine, which Jesus tells us to be part of.  To live in him, he is the vine dresser.  And God helps more than those who cannot help themselves.  Pick up your Bible and read it for yourself.  Experience Jesus for yourself.  And if asked “have you ever been experienced?” you can answer “I know Jesus personally.”  I only hope Jimi did.
Now turn your Bibles to page....and no peeking at the guy next to you.  He just might be on another page....as I search the Web to find examples, only to find I must turnoff my ad blocker or subscribe.  Beware.....you cannot teach experience, but you can have great ones.  I hope your Christian experience includes Jesus, it’s hell without him.  Not an experience I would want to have....
love with compassion,
Mike
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