Wednesday, December 7, 2016

the care and beating of kitchen appliances











The toaster oven at one time in history was found in every kitchen, dorm room, or apartment in the Continental US of A, and many off shore retreats as well.  Designed to do just as its named implied, both toast and bake, it had the magic quality of burning pop tarts, turning bread to multi-shades of black, and helping the cooker to magically never find the perfect between 10-12 minute bake time.  Things were either removed with a leather like skin, or raw in the middle.  Sometimes both, every time it was used it was like a slot machine in Vegas, you pulled the handle and hoped for the best.  Most just gathered dust and crumbs beneath it, and took up too much space on kitchen counters, but it was rare to find someone who didn’t have one or hadn’t received at least one as a wedding gift.  They were a piece of Americana in the pre-microwave era, and saved many a yuppie from burning themselves on their too hot latte, while hoping for the best with their bagel.  It was the toaster oven that taught many of us the preference of eating raw pop tarts, of guessing when an English muffin was done, or why we ate jam on bread rather than toasting it.  I even heard of some college students trying to reheat pizza, but never met one who had mastered it.  It was an appliance that promised much, delivered little, that occupied space that could be better used, and never worked as needed.  Sure to deliver burnt toast, to embarrass the best of cooks, one morning was a deciding moment for ours.  The time had come, and it had to go.  Serenity now.....insanity later.
On this undated Saturday morning, in anger and with malice towards none but the toaster, its inventor, and maker, we took it to the back yard, and with my two young sons and wife, took turns beating it with an ax.  And found this was one tough sucker, like the super human flashlight you can run over, freeze, or cook, it for awhile withstood our beatings.  Cars should be made of this stuff, but soon the pieces starting flying, and the joy began.  Both sons taking turns, laughing as the pieces flew, my wife getting compensated for burnt toast, and with each blow a victory was struck for every pop tart burnt and crispy.  We were in our full glory and joy when we heard the laughter from next door, and saw out neighbors gathered in their kitchen window cheering us on.  “Hit it for me, we have one too!”  and with each blow represented America at its best.  Don’t mess with us, we may lose a battle or two, but we will win the war.  And that day, all arguments were settled with the toaster oven. 
When we seek perfection, as Lexus does in its ads, “the relentless search for perfection,” my first thought is they still don’t have it right.  It is just a dressed up Toyota, an overpriced Camry.  Look close, it is.  But we expect perfection from our purchases, and we do from God. Was not Jesus perfect?  Was he without sin?  He was perfect in his person, in who he was, but he was also a man.  Who for 33 years lived on earth, albeit in a pre-toaster oven world.  He bore all our sins, and no other person could do that except for him, he was both God and man, fully both.  Begotten, unique.  But we overlooked how he bore our iniquities, how if he hadn’t been subjected to Jerusalem rush hour traffic, how if he hadn’t had to wait in line for food, or walk many miles while preaching, in sandals, he would not have experienced the every day pains and temptations we do.  Scripture would not be honest in saying he bore our iniquities, for he had never experienced them. But the fact that he did, gives us hope that we will too when we trust him and walk in the spirit.  He would not have been able to prepare us for heaven, to endure on earth, if he hadn’t faced the same trials and temptations that face every man.  But he was made perfect in his sufferings, and because he faced them and endured, we can too.  No one can truthfully say “God doesn’t understand, he never went through the things I am,” because Jesus did.  Jesus knows the pain of suffering, but also the thrill of victory.  If he can defeat the toaster oven the rest should be easy right?
To identify with humans he had to be one, and to identify with him we must do it through his spirit, the physical being revealed spiritually.  Although faced with temptation and fear, he never gave in to them.  He never acted out of uncertainty, and in the tough times, we see him calling out to his father, to the point of if there is any other way, please do it now, as he faced death on the cross.  God gave him the words and attitudes needed in each case, and because Jesus did, so can we.  From being born again and forgiven, to dying and being resurrected, Jesus knows because he has been there, and so we can trust him.  He speaks from experience, first hand and personal, not repeating what others heard.  His words are true......
So while others seek perfection in religion, we have Jesus.  Where some live in legality, we have his spirit.  And we can have him and heaven too here on earth, if we turn to him, and let him guide our lives.  He is the perfect savior our hearts cry out for, and he stands knocking at the door of your heart to be left in.  He is the one to turn to when the toaster ovens of life turn against you, when the gauge says full but the tanks says empty.  He is the hope when all hope is gone, the miracle waiting to happen at the right time.  We had come to the point that day the toaster oven had to go from our lives.  Not thrown out where another could scavenge it, but destroyed so it was useless and defeated.  Jesus will do that to the sin in your life, it is gone and forgotten once and for all.  But still we will face temptations, as some will still face toaster ovens.  To both we can say with great authority they are gone from our lives, we have won the battle, the victory is ours.  We have found true perfection in the one who earned it, and can pass it on. Jesus knows because he was made perfect in is suffering, Jesus knows what we are going through.  His job was over, he achieved perfection.  He knows, the question then is simple, do you know him?
love with compassion,
Mike
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