Thursday, November 21, 2019

Bondo theology





















As a young gearhead, and knowing absolutely nothing more than my friends who seemingly knew even less, the first time someone told me about Bondo, I was impressed.  I had recently discovered it in the left rear quarter of my Dad’s BMW, body filler the shop called it, too polite or honest to call it what it was.  But the smooth fender contours were restored and no one knew unless they opened the trunk, and it had been hastily touched up, so who cares, right?  But my first hands on experience, pun intended, was when a friend was replacing the front end on another friend’s 1962 Corvette that had stopped slower than the car he was tail gating.  With no skills in fiberglass, he was filling in any gaps and spaces with Bondo as I watched, not wanting to get my pretty boy hands dirty.  Nor be blamed later as I saw the job progressing.  I did help with the sanding, and watched as the car was then painted in the old stand alone one car garage, the colors at night under the trouble light looked pretty good.  At least to me, at least in the dark.  But going by after school the next day, I had done better finger painting than the paint job on the car.  It seems the color had an outstanding effect on the car as everywhere the Bondo had been applied stood out.  It had actually looked better before the paint, my first real experience with Bondo, prepping for paint and its importance, and why you don’t let just anyone fix the body of your Corvette. 
Now in our town Corvettes were a rarity, and I often saw this car, and felt sorry for it, maybe more than its owner.  But over the next few years, when I would see it around town, I noticed the paint cracking where the Bondo had been applied, seems the Bondo had this wonderful ability to shrink, causing the paint to crack, and the imperfections observed.  No Corvette in my mind deserved this treatment, but as the years went by and being involved in the auto industry, I saw more Bondo than I thought possible.  It seems that you can either fix it right,which takes time and money, or for less time and less money, Bondo the bodywork, a sure way around doing it the right way, and avoiding a quality repair.  Why spend the money you don’t have to do it right when you can Bondo it?  In both cases, fixed but not repaired, hiding the wound and leaving the scar.  Something no one else we knew would ever do.....
Over the years in visiting body shops, I have seen Bondo in fenders, doors, hoods, trunks, and even some creative types using it for custom bodywork.  I once saw door slammed on an old Mustang, and the whole right hand door fell apart, it was Bondoed.  I have also seen it quickly painted over and a customer drive off thinking he had a quality job until the next day, then oops.  Or one accident where after the car was towed, two men sweeping up the Bondo left behind.  It seems if there is a cheaper way to fix something, someone will find it.  And since its invention in 1955, filling in the cracks and hiding the damage has never been easier, or less effective.
It seems everyone wants an easier fix, cheap and effective and fast.  Gotta hurry up and wait somewhere else.  So it is with Christians and their prayer life.  Ask now and expect God to drop everything and give in to your demands.  Take the easy way out, even with God, and you pay the consequences.  Prayer like that is like taking your own food into the diner, telling the cook how to cook it and demanding he do it now.  Or telling the mechanic how to fix your ride.  Or telling the doctor your diagnosis, and assisting in the operation.  Stupid hurts, by design, yet too many times we pray for a Bondo repair when God has the right plan.  There is a big difference between being sorry and being remorseful, sorry you got busted or sorry you hurt someone, big difference.  Forgiveness is not putting Bondo on your sin, and covering the damage, forgiveness is repenting, the acknowledgment of your sin, and asking Jesus to intervene, and then letting go and letting him deal with it.  No quickie Nirvana, no Earl Scheib $39.95 paint job will cover the real damage done.  Only Jesus can forgive and replace the damage.  But sometimes it takes time....
How many nights have you not slept worrying or not listening to God after opening up your heart?  Not waiting for him, but wanting it all now.  And not sleeping and paying the price the next day.  Prayers like Bondo, that crack in the light and the damage exposed, because we didn’t let God handle it.  Jesus tells us to take his yoke for it is easy, a yoke being around the neck of the weaker ox so the stronger one could lead. The Jews refer to the law as the yoke, so taking Jesus’s law of love, and applying it, letting him as the stronger one lead you, it somehow all makes sense, and it works.  So Jesus invites us to take the best way, not the easiest, or quickest, but his way, for he is the way. Now if some of us would only get out of the way.... and let Jesus be Jesus.
When we take Jesus’ yoke we become harnessed with him, and as the great shepherd, whose job is to protect his flock, he can lead us by the still waters, through the valley of the shadow of death, and into his fullness.  No denominational, no theology full of holes, no spiritual Bondo will ever replace Jesus.  Like we used to tell our impatient customers, “do you want it now or do you want it done right?”   You can microwave a steak, but grilling it takes a bit longer and reveals the flavor within.  Bedside manner is a poor substitute for doing it right the first time.  We say we trust Jesus, but do your responses to his answers bear that out?  Could it be you are serving a Bondo god, who has can cover up your sin, but not eradicate it?  Or forgive it?  Are you willing to take the yoke of Jesus?  Or do you need your car for a big date tomorrow?  Are you just trying to impress a crowd with your words or be impressed by Jesus and his action in your life? 
Bondo may be only 65 years old, but Bondo theology is nothing new.  Jesus told us the spirit of anti-Christ was already here, the instead of Jesus religion.  Patience is the fourth fruit of the spirit named, built on love, joy, and peace.  If sin is chipping away and your Bondo theology revealed, Jesus will still save you, if you repent.  He is patient when we aren’t, and that yoke is still easy.  Wherever you are right now you can be forgiven, just call out to him.  Sadly the world is filled with cheap body shops and cheap churches, theology with many holes in it, you get what you pay for.  No matter the price of your soul, Jesus covered it.  Instead of Master Card, let the the Master take Charge.  Bondo may cover the damage, it cannot repair the heart.  The cracks of sin are already showing, we can see them, and God does.  Now are you willing to admit them and repent? 
Bondo theology, not what Jesus died for.  Don’t you die with it.
love with compassion,
Mike
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