Monday, August 27, 2012

what has two wheels and flies?




In the beginning, God created motorcycles. And He saw it was good, so He went riding. But soon man saw it was good also, and soon we after motorcycles we had scooters. Not quite a motorcycle, but by definition two wheels and a motor. Take that one if you believe in evolution-a much lesser type of motorcycle. Some people thought they were cute, real bikers found them annoying. Then soon as we got older, trikes came along. Add a third wheel, in the rear, make the handling unstable, remember the Honda ATC controversy a few years back, and soon they thought they were riding a motorcycle too. Then along came a Spyder, and sat down beside us-from Bombardier. And soon a whole generation of people were riding what they thought were motorcycles-but they weren't. Purchased in bike shops, but so were watercraft. You needed a motorcycle endorsement to ride one-but they weren't a motorcycle. But don't tell those that think they are-it is dangerous to wake up a sleepwalker, imagine one who is riding-at least they won't fall over if on three wheels!
But let's go back a few years, to when bikes had to be kick started. Men were men and Honda never called their little bikes motorcycles-they were developing the Honda philosophy! And the creative decided to put VW motors in trikes. Never my favorites. Creative, yes, but still not a motorcycle. And the even more creative or performance oriented used Corvair motors, more power! One ride would scare you back into your Chevy. But it still had three wheels. It took one Kenny Howard, aka Von Dutch, to put a VW motor in a motorcycle frame, restrict it to two wheels, and ride. Even Munch, with their Mammoth, had an NSU motor. At 1600cc, was as fast as a Z-1 at the time, but no one wanted it parked outside of their house. Defining the uncool motorcycle. If you want a car, buy one-if you want to ride, buy a motorcycle!
Yet the revolution goes on, where Honda remarked at their last Wing Ding 40% of the bikes registered were trikes. Is senility taking over this older crowd, or will we go to any length to keep their throttle hand from withering? I hope to never have to answer that one. I have no problem with those who trike-but please-do not try to convince me you are riding a motorcycle! Safety as you get older, tell that to an old friend of mine who used to kick start his old Bonneville-and he only had one leg! Balance-learn to ride. Running boards went out in the 40's!
Maybe we should blame it on the toy company who brought us the Big Wheel, showing kids at a young age that it is harder to fall off a trike. Robbing them of the joy of heading down the hill on their first two wheel excursion. These may be subtle, but not motorcycles! The truth is still the truth.
Contrary to popular belief, God did not create denominations, or religion. Man did it himself. Calling it truth, encouraging those not saved to think they are. See above for trikers who think they ride. Setting up their own set of rules, they brought God to their level, and just like on the Aqualung cover, believe in the beginning, man created God. For their own benefit. Just the opposite of the truth. And continue today with denominational doctrines, many times in conflict with scripture, rules made up to gain salvation-it is a gift and cannot be earned, and leading many astray. Nice people-just not Christians. Christian ethics, just not saved.
Some even use the name of Jesus, and are cultic, some deny His deity, yet quote from His word. Misquoting actually, never acknowledging He is the Word. You may know some like these, or be stuck in one yourself. Now is the time to trust God. Stand up for truth, and rebuke the lies. For many have fallen to these clever liars, but only have a type of Godliness, not the truth. Only one can claim He is the truth-is that who you follow? Or have you succumbed to denominational rhetoric?
An old joke asks what has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. What has two wheels and flies? A motorcycle. Different style of flies. How do you fly? This is not meant to insult those who trike, but to remind them they are trikers, not bikers. And not meant to insult those who go to church, but to be encouraged in the truth-Jesus Christ. Don't fall into any convenient lies, and go along with the crowd. Seek the truth on your own. The first time you lean into a curve on two wheels it will take faith-don't stop there. Lean on Jesus! You won't fall. Enjoy the ride, with Him along. Many don't realize He rides. So think about it. After six long days of hard work, what would you do to rest and relax? Jesus and motorcycles-it just don't get any better. Trust Him today and find out.
Whether on two or three wheels, trust Jesus. Now if we could only get church folks to wave at each other like we do....
love with compassion,
Mike
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