Monday, March 26, 2018

not as advertised









Arriving at the dealership, I talked with the GM about the bike that was in his ad.  On the way to it, he bragged how his service department performed a 70 point inspection, changed the oil, and corrected safety issues, new tires if past a certain wear point and was sure I would love the bike.  From across the room, the black bike shone, a sure 40 footer.  But as I got closer, yes it was shiny, yes it was black, but someone doing the inspection missed a few things.  Both forks had oil running out of the seals, puddling on the floor, not sure how long this recent trade in had been sitting.  When I turned on the key, the battery was dead, the front tire showed excessive wear, and the “excellent condition” recent trade in was far from it.  When I began to mention those things, I was told “that’s why it is priced accordingly,” and “we can fix them all at my cost if interested.”  At this point he had lost all credibility, but offered to show me his new bikes, and offer me a great deal he didn’t offer anyone else.  I grabbed my wallet, covered my mouth, and headed out.  The only truth about his ad was the bike was black and it was shiny.  Even the dent in the tank facing the wall was shiny, wax residue still in it.  His parting words echoing in my ears, “don’t wait to make up your mind, someone will grab this great deal.”  Sadly, you know, he may be right.
When P. T. Barnum told us a sucker was born every minute, nothing attracts a sucker like what appears to be a great deal on what he really wants, or thinks he wants.  An ad in Hemming’s this morning was for a 1964 Chrysler New Yorker for sale.  Excellent condition, original paint, no rust, always been inside since new.  Second owner, original.  Now if you are going to make claims like that, and back it up with photos, your words better be true.  Yet from the first photo, you can see rust below left front door.  Yes the paint looked shiny, at least from 20 feet, and the body straight.  The seat covers looked good, and then the detail pictures.  You had me until then, almost.  The left front inner door panel showed corrosion and the chrome wore off the plastic.  Turn signal stalk pitted, too.  The trunk was filthy, the spare had mud on it, under the hood was filthy, with cob webs and dust everywhere, with a final photo of a smiling widow pointing at her husband’s treasure.  The way she looked was like the car, no wonder she claimed it was excellent.  Hide the mirrors, keep telling her how beautiful she is, or was, and the only thing firm about the ad was the price, $9000 firm.  And 36 people are watching the ad, maybe interested in buying it.  I wonder if she knows the motorcycle dealer....
The fact is we are all getting older, maybe not old, but the Second Law of Thermodynamics states all things are in a constant state of atrophy.  Some are more constant than others, and some further advanced.  Jesus talks of pruning the branches, to stay within the vine, and how we need to be pruned.  Jesus is the vine, and we are his branches, and if we aren’t pruned, we can get sick and die.  Sadly many are and don’t know it, even looking at them you couldn’t tell, but from their prayer requests, you are told a different story.  Like the vine, just because it is green, doesn’t mean suckers or weeds have not woven in between them, from a distance you cannot tell, but up close the difference is obvious.  Sometimes by actions, praising God in church, then cussing out the car in front of you for not using his signal.  Yet telling how great Jesus is in their lives.  They are like the ad for the Chrysler, based on their own standards, which are based on opinion and being sentimental.  In their church setting they are holy, acting as prescribed, but outside in daily life they portray a much different side.  Yet when told they need pruning, violently object, accusing their describer as being judgmental.  To them I say “I’m not judging you, I’m describing you.”  They see a totally different self than the ad they portray.  But we all need pruning to grow, just as a car or motorcycle needs to be maintained. 
No one likes to be disciplined, or singled out, but in the end we are told it brings righteousness.  Paul may have watered, and Aninias planted the seeds, but it will always be God who provides the growth.  The spirit nourishes, weeds, waters, and prunes our lives, so we can live a life more abundantly.  Done in love so we can be a blessing to others and represent the kingdom of God.  Yet some like the woman in the ad, or the motorcycle dealer are out to sell a product, and their viewpoints may be jaundiced.  I have heard some stranger tales about Jesus in my time, being used to evangelize, and confronting them afterwards being told “I’ll do whatever it takes to see a person saved.”  Personally,  I am glad my Jesus doesn’t lie, and doesn’t have to.  I am also glad he saves and I don’t.  My gospel can be strained at times, and I don’t want to lead anyone astray.  Or have them think they are saved when they are not.  I even questioned a pastor one day, about his telling his audience “you must be saved to take communion.”  He agreed it wasn’t scriptural, but was using it as a tool to evangelize.  Twisting scripture to satisfy an desire?  Yet he is known as a great Bible teacher.  And wouldn’t buy a used car from him either.  Jesus is the truth.  We don’t need to lie to help him, we only get in the way. 
Maybe a self examination of the gospel you represent is in order.  Where do you stand with Jesus?  Are you religious, meeting man’s criteria, or in the vine with Jesus?  We get haircuts and trim our beards, don’t our spiritual being need care too?  Or is it all about perception, and what the words mean, or you think they mean?  Personally I am a one owner, 1954 that needs body work.  There are scars, the mileage is high, and I need some work.  My aorta is not a factory part.  I haven’t always been garaged, the wear shows, and from 20, make that 30 feet I don’t show so bad.  But up close where it counts....seems the vines need some care.  Only Jesus comes as advertised.  So remain in his vine, let him prune and nurture you.  The truth will set you free...until it is exposed in pictures.  Something to consider before your next selfie....the truth will still set you free.  It may condemn you.  Jesus loves you as you are, he just doesn’t want you to stay that way.  Or like an old customer of mine used to say, “just dropped my wife off at the beauty parlor for an estimate....”
love with compassion,
Mike
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