Tuesday, September 29, 2015

for a guy who hates commercials, you sure watch TV alot















Now that I have finally mastered the DVR that came with our new cable setup, I can record any show I want without getting up too early or staying up too late to watch it.  Or let it interfere with my riding, I just set it and go.  And watch it later at my convenience.  Without commercials.  I can fast forward through them, and miss those irritating interruptions.  I love it.  No more warnings of how I can take a pill to be more of a man, or how I cannot live without the latest i-something or other.  No more desire to sue a manufacturer because the ads telling me to buy it don’t work.  And in 22 minutes I can watch a half hour show.  Which leaves more time for riding....finally a technology I can agree with.
Same with youtube or any web site that makes me sit through an ad first.  They go on my list of never to buy, they are are irritating and intrusive.  I don’t like video ads, yet as kids they were attractive.  Today I avoid them as much as possible, which is all the time.  Now you may wonder why a guy who hates commercials watches TV so much, it is the recorded old shows, even though an ad tells me the last CSI is on, which is a lie because it will go on forever in reruns, I have never watched one episode.  I watch old TV, and thanks to a few retro channels, I am lost in Mayberry, going where no man has gone before on the Enterprise, riding with Rockford in his Firebird, and in court with Perry Mason any time I want.  I watch Highway Patrol so much I know the cops by number.  And all without commercials.  So there.
But when it comes to magazines, I am a different animal.  I like the ads, especially in motorcycle magazines.  So while reading yesterday, I grabbed two copies I previously reread, and counted the ad content.  Both Motorcyclist, one from August of 1981, the other April 2015.  34 years ago the magazine had 92 pages counting the covers, and 25 full page ads, along with 18 half page ads, a total of 34 pages of ads.  Or 36% ads, and I didn’t mind.  Conveniently placed Honda ads after a Honda road test, I remember the ads making me lust for whatever was tested.  Almost the same today, 94 pages with covers, but with 37 full page ads, and only 4 half page.  For a 39/94 ratio ads to content, or 42% ads.  Weird, but I hate commercials, but enjoy the print ads.  Go figure.  And just how important is advertising? 
Advertising doesn’t sell subscriptions, but subscriptions sells ads.  Very little if any money is made from subs, but all the money made from advertising.  Which may explain why readership is so important, and my wife gets all these free mags in the mail, that she never subscribed to.  The more readership, the more they can charge for ads, and with some monthlies being read by 4-5 people for issue, the numbers are big, or mean big money for the magazine.  Which is why e-magazines are loaded with ads, and if you have a website you can have ads on it and get paid 5-10 cents every time someone accesses it.  Ad dollars are big money, for those who buy and those who sell.  So now you know why Super Bowl ads cost so much, and how irritating it is on that day to have them interrupted by the game.  But I still don’t like them, and the Super Bowl Is not worth recording, so I’ll suffer through it.  Just don’t tell the stations, I want Perry Mason and Dan Mathews to be available 24/7.  Recorded of course.
When Michael Jagger sung of how he can’t get no satisfaction, he talked of cigarettes, shirts, and about the external us.  About making an impression.  How many of us Christians care about the impression we make?  Take a moment to consider that one.  Maybe that is why we don’t get no satisfaction in our walk.  We care more about us than we do our audience.  And although many scenarios have been tried, dinner first than sermon, preaching on the street interrupting an outing, or wearing a t-shirt that tells what a good brother you are, the one fact remains, until they know how much you care, they don’t care about how much you know.  Some go out to win souls, and end up winning arguments.  So much love in the “well they’re still going to hell,” when they find someone who knows scripture better, even if they aren’t saved.  And for those who only invite sinners to church, but never sit and get to know them, they come up empty many times.  The one question we fail to ask ourselves is “if I’m a Christian, why would anyone want to be like me?”  If I am an ad for Jesus, what am I trying to sell?  What is my product?
Sorry I lost some of you now, but welcome back.  God’s product is love, available through forgiveness.  Try that one.  And we don’t win souls, Jesus does.  And only when guided by the spirit do we make a difference.  The world looks at drinking and smoking as sin, even calls the taxes on them sin taxes, so why try to share Jesus over a beer?  While taking a drag on a cigarette?  For one thing have compassion for your audience, the other try to appear blameless.  Make your video match your audio.  Years ago I started to give up habits that would not condemn me to hell, but might others.  “Well he does it, and he’s a Christian.”  Care more about the person than yourself.  Just like Jesus said.  And don’t just hide that bad habit at home either, God is watching, and we are a witness of him!  But where the spirit guides we find life, we don’t try to win arguments, or even souls.  We let the spirit do his job, and point them to Jesus.  We are told to love, usually the last thing we do.  And I find a way to do it is by listening.  By shutting up and listening.  Then answering.  Without preaching, as I don’t like to be preached at.  But I sure do love to be listened to and loved.  And I get more results, better results when spirit driven.  Funny how I win more fights because I choose my battles better. 
Some days I am just a seed thrower, some days I water, but like Paul admonishes us, it is the spirit that gives life.  Feeling dead...can’t get no satisfaction, you need the spirit, the holy spirit.  The one commandment Jesus left us with we don’t do.  Or we make them try to like us.  When we need to love them without trying to win an argument.  Or prove a point.  Maybe we underestimate the power of a hug, of listening, of caring.  The world is looking for love in all the wrong places, don’t be one of them.  And if you are worried about what to say, listen, then respond, the spirit again promises to give you the words you need.  And both of you can be ministered to at once.  We are called to be a witness, not go out witnessing.
Don’t become an ad that when people see you coming fast forward away from.  Make your ad time, your witness of who Jesus is in your life count.  Like ads you can be irritating to others, so don’t be.  Just imagine if the Bible, the all time best seller came with ads.  Right in the middle of John 3:16, there was an ad for buying something holy.  Or to invite you to a revival. Or potluck.  You would lose the flow of the spirit.  Now if it can interrupt on TV, or in print, be glad God doesn’t advertise.  You want truth, not a spin on it.  And the truth will set you free from ads, and the temptation to buy something you don’t want, or need.  Reading the Bible should be a joy if for nothing else it has no ads!
So consider that you may be the only Bible some will ever read.  What does your ad say about Jesus?  Why would I want to be a Christian after seeing you?  Which is why God changes us to be like Jesus, and he doesn’t change people to be like us.  Jesus kicked the money changers out of the temple, now they line the sidewalks.  Salvation is free, why pay more than that?  Love and joy are included, with free shipping.  And he will double your order, or 10 times it, what ever is necessary.  All from the safety of wherever you are.  Because he never leaves you nor forsakes you.  A kind word to remember next time a commercial comes on, and you cannot find the remote.  A life in Christ commercial free, and I don’t need a DVR to watch.  Satisfied?
love with compassion,
Mike
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