Tuesday, January 10, 2017

how to make an ice pick from a perfectly good screwdrvier














I was greeted one morning by Ivan Stewart from underneath a truck he was building.  “Hey Mike, hand me a wrench,” he called to me.  “What size?”  “I don’t care, I’m gonna use it for a hammer,” came the reply.  And although we laugh, how many of us use tools for other than their designed purpose?   How many long screwdrivers have been used to stir paint, as pry bars, or back scratchers?  Why do we joke of a hammer being a fine tuning device, yet I know metalmen with diverse hammers who use them just for that purpose.  How many of us have rounded off the heads of perfectly squared bolts using vice grips when we didn’t have the right wrench?  Ask any Japanese bike owner form the sixties or seventies about the pain inflicted from using the impact hammer, and when not hitting it and whacking your hand finally take your bike to the shop?  How many Phillips head screws did you round the cross point to a fine circle using the wrong sized tip?  Recently I found out why, the Japanese use a JIS size tip, and like Goldilocks invasion looking for perfection, American sizes are either too small or too large, ruining the screw.  How many among you knew that or even on a JIS screwdriver?  Maybe there is the right tool for the right job, even for guys like me.  It is called a mechanic.
Did you ever jack up a car only to have the floor pan buckle, not knowing there are jacking points on the body?  And blame the stupid jack?  If you own man cars or motorcycles, how reassuring is it to know that when it won’t crank or start, that when checking the electrolyte, you know now for sure it is the battery?  And how many knew the end of the British motorcycle industry was at hand when they converted from Whitworth bolts to standard?  Relegating your whole set of Snap Ons to the dust bin as you went to Honda?  And found the factory supplied tool kit with the assemble as needed screwdrivers better?  It seems that whenever a problem occurs, and the right tool is not available, good old American ingenuity will find a better way, or at least a way.
Riding through Boulder Canyon one afternoon, we came upon an old BSA leaning against the canyon wall.  We stopped and the owner’s smile grew, we were on a BMW who was known for its tool kits, along with tire irons and patch kit and pump, even a rag to wipe your hands after.  But one look at the vice grips welded to the shift shaft told me BMW didn’t make enough tools to fix his ride.  Nor did I care to watch him butcher some of the Fatherland’s best tools.  Which always made me wonder, if they made the best bike in the world, why did it come with the best tool kit?  And why today when bikes are infinitely better, do some not come with any tool kit?  But from using bailing wire as a master link, I was amazed at how well it held, to using the same wire for a throttle cable, I wonder, why do the companies spend all the time and money developing these tools along with special ones, when alternatives are available?  Maybe the old saying “you can loosen/tighten a screw with a quarter, but you cannot make a phone call with a screwdriver.”  If you are under 30 you may be too young to understand....but somehow it all makes sense. Until you break down along the side of the road.
The TV show Mac Gyver has brought out the creativity in man, and shown when under pressure and without tools or resources, how his brain can function as a tool and make one for the purpose at hand. I know very few professional techs, or even home botch it yourself mechanics who don’t have a few home made tools.  I have a set of fondue stickers that are good for removing items I drop in between engine fins.  An adjustable magnet to retrieve them when they are again visible.  I have had many perfectly good ice picks made over the years from sharpening the points on screwdrivers.  What home shop is complete without a set of drill bits that can drill square holes?  Did you know you can stop a leaking radiator by dumping pepper into it?  How many butter knives have served as flat blade screwdrivers for home repairs?  Turkey baster for adding oil?  Or heating up a cylinder head to remove a stuck bolt after wearing the head of it off in your wife’s oven?   It seems there is no end to problem solving, when it stands between you and a ride.  Thinking outside the box, being creative, just like the BSA owner, all you need is faith.
Now faith is an interesting concept.  We all have been given the same amount of faith, yet some seem to have more than others.  Some can see the need and meet it, while others are mired in prayer waiting to hear from God for the answer.  But it occurs to me where faith is in short supply, so is life, limited faith equals limited lives.  Some Christians see the glass as half full, some half empty, while an engineer sees it as a poor design.  But how many will go fill the glass when empty and drink from it when full?  Rather they contemplate rather than act, and their faith is revealed.  Delaying rather than waiting, those who have faith move on.  And such was the case in Nazareth in Jesus’s day.  To many there he was just Joe’s kid the carpenter.  He might have built them furniture. lent them tools, or even gone on an emergency run.  How could this carpenter know so much about the scriptures?  And from times when he didn’t perform like the genie in the lamp for them, and he was run out of town, to a later return with such wisdom, many questioned “how can any good come from Nazareth?”  They only saw their own failures, they never saw Jesus.  And so no record of miracles are found coming from Nazareth.  They tried using Jesus for the wrong purpose, and without faith ended up with broken tools. Yet some tools are clean and never used, like faith....
When we try to explain the spiritual in physical terms we will fail every time.  The spiritual tools of faith and hope and love come only form Jesus, and must be used accordingly.  Not for personal gain, or to harm, but to fix and heal.  To aid in solving a problem, yet many spiritual tool kits have the tools but are still new and shiny, never used because of lack of faith.  Under legalism they let the family starve rather than fed them with tithe money.  They break commandments by being used by religion, giving to the church, as opposed to God.  And not knowing the difference.  Ye  it is using our little faith that builds trust, and we see things through God’s eyes and the results are much different.  Each one of us has been given a special tool upon salvation, the holy spirit.  And it is only when we are led by the spirit does the tool become useful. And his call to us is that we can be enriched beyond our wildest dreams, seeing his full grace in action by trusting him, by exercising the gift of faith.  Which is in your tool box if you take time to look.
So maybe a hammer can adjust, a screwdriver mix, or a quarter serve as a screwdriver.  A butter knife can both spread butter or turn a screw.  But only Jesus saves, and only by his grace.  No tool can substitute for his purpose, God’s purpose which is to see us reunited with him and forgiven.  The cross was the tool he chose that day, and today he asks you to pick up yours and follow him.  The work is done, faith is installed, now go use it.  By the way, the type of carpentry Jesus was known for was yolk building, a fine art.  Where it had to be a custom fit, so the lead ox could lead and the other follow.  Take the yoke of Christ today, let him lead, and see the special tool of faith revealed in you.  Let the trust he has in you be revealed, and if asked for a hammer, know which one.  There are power tools, and some tools have great power.  And now you know why some gravy tastes like Castrol.....and why they make both metric and standard Crescent wrenches...
love with compassion,
Mike
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