Have you ever wondered how the cars parked sideways on a steep San
Francisco street ever keep from falling over? Have you ever wondered what would
happen if your elevator went all the way to the top? Have you ever pegged the
speedometer on a car? A motorcycle? Have you ever watched a timing light and
become hypnotized? Have you ever torn a tag off a mattress and been afraid to
go to jail? Have you ever heard a song you hate on the radio when leaving the
house and cannot get it out of your head all day? Have you ever spindled a
computer card? Have you ever overslept on your day off? Have you ever ridden a
new motorcycle and didn’t know it had a sixth gear? Have you ever spent time at
redline? Have you ever stalled a car with a clutch on a hill, and are afraid
you will fall back into to another car? Have you ever wondered what it must be
like being born on February 29th? Have you ever raised your hand to go to the
bathroom, and being told your answer is wrong? Have you ever been the last kid
picked in kickball? Have you ever got the hit that won the game? Have you ever
rubbed a cat the wrong way? Have you ever had a dog make love to your leg?
Have you ever been caught reading MAD in class? Have you ever been caught
reading class in MAD? Have you ever read Playboy for the articles? Have you
ever ridden a sawhorse? Seen a sea horse? Been kicked by a horse? Ever needed
more horsepower?
Have you ever wondered why people in Maine travel down east? Have you ever
been given wrong directions? Have you ever taken them? Have you ever wondered
why the English drive on the right? Have you ever wondered why we thought
Cheech and Chong were funny? Have you ever seen the USA in a Chevrolet? Have
you ever wondered if there is a Ford in your future? Have you ever really
rather wanted a Buick? Have you ever let the good times roll? Have you ever
been caught feeling your oats? Have you ever crashed at someone’s crib? Have
you ever taken a chill pill? Have you ever missed your freeway exit, turned
around and found that there was none going in that direction?
Have you ever ridden in a hot air balloon? Have you ever been leaving on a
jet plane? Have you ever taken a fast right turn? Have you ever forgot to put
down your side stand? How many did it take to lift your bike back up? Have you
ever shown up formal to a casual event? Have you ever worn a Speedo and had
people compliment you? Have you ever eaten a good meal on a airplane? Have you
ever wondered if blonds have more fun? Than what? Have you ever kick started a
Triumph and have it almost break your ankle? Have you ever forgotten the old
ones shifted on the right? And braked on the left? Have you ever spent less
than $100 at a Harley store? Have you ever known anyone whose life was saved by
loud pipes? Have you ever known someone too big for their britches? Have you
ever been hit with an ugly stick? Do you know any red headed step children?
Have you ever tried herding cats? Have you ever wondered why dogs like to hang
their heads out the window in cars? Have you ever gone on a blind date? Have
you ever seen a cat in pajamas? Have you ever wondered why common sense isn’t?
Have you ever not stood up for the 7th inning stretch? Have you ever wished
upon a falling star? Have you ever wondered what is somewhere over the
rainbow? Have you ever wondered why red cars look faster? Have you ever ridden
in the back seat of a police car? Have you ever been handcuffed? Have you ever
been lied to? Lied to someone? Have you ever had a crush on your best friend’s
sister? Have you ever slow danced with an ugly girl? Have you ever asked a
girl if she is pregnant, and she isn’t? Have you ever been in an ER on Saturday
night? Have you ever climbed out a window at a diner to escape a date? Have
you ever forgotten a date? Been stood up on one? Have you ever had a bald
barber? Had a doctor who was sick? Have you ever texted a personal message to
the wrong person? Have you ever not heard me now?
Have you ever read the book of Leviticus? Have you ever wondered if Adam
had a belly button? Have you ever wondered if God was a baseball fan, Genesis
starts “in the big inning...” Have you ever wondered when Moses parted the Red
Sea, did more beach front property make values go up, or down? Did you ever
wonder how Solomon kept all of his concubines happy? Have you ever wondered if
Peter hadn’t denied Jesus in the garden? Have you ever wondered why Joseph of
Arimethea was a silent Christian? And it was OK? have you ever wondered why
most churches start at 11am? Note-Martin Luther liked to sleep in. Have you
ever wondered where God was before the beginning? When did he start? Have you
ever wondered which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken-read your
Bible. Have you ever wondered why Jesus chose Judas, and made him the
treasurer? Have you ever wondered why there are gates on hell so no one can
leave, but why are there gates on heaven, when we won’t want to leave? Ever
tried to explain the Trinity? Why are there three versions of Jesus last words,
and each different? Have you ever been afraid to die and go to hell? Have you
ever been afraid to die and go to heaven? Have you ever denied Christ when
being persecuted or made fun of? Have you ever fallen asleep in church? Have
you ever been thinking about riding when in church or rather be riding thinking
about God? Have you ever wondered why Old Testament names are so hard to
pronounce? Have you ever wondered why if grace is free, some still want to work
for it? Have you ever had mercy and not screwed up? Have you ever seen a
miracle? Been one? Have you ever prayed for someone and they were healed?
Have you ever witnessed to a friend and had him reject Jesus, and you? Have you
ever considered the wages of sin? Have you ever wondered what was the good
Samaritan’s name? The innkeeper’s? The man found on the road? Have you ever
been told there weren’t three Kings of Orient? It never says. Have you ever
heard an angel on high? Have you ever tipped a waitress 15 percent yet only
given 10 to God? Have you ever been asked to accept Jesus as your Lord and
Savior? Well, have you? Have you ever considered what happens after you die
without him? Accept him and you’ll never know. Now, have you ever had a better
deal than Jesus offers?
love with compassion,
Mike
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