Thursday, August 7, 2014

the terrible twos














Close only counts in horseshoes is a good lesson to be reminded of.  Close in other matters just don’t make it.  In shop class, Mr. Reid was the teacher, and he was all about shop projects.  We each were to design a project, submit the plans, then submit the requisition for lumber and built it.  Most of the class showed talent, with me it was a short trip to frustration.  Which extended into my adult years, where no one in our house would allow me to use tools.  It was dangerous to any one who got close, so many times the kids would run and rat me out to Theresa when something needed fixing.  But what I learned in shop class, aside from making sawdust, stuck with me.  And a lesson learned can be a life saver when fixing something you have no right fixing.  The lesson was simple, measure twice, then cut.  Who thinks these pearls of wisdom up anyway?  But I learned the hard way, and what I learned in Mrs. Parks’ geometry class was applied in real life.  To find the length of the third side of a triangle, the equation is a+b+c, after squaring each side first.  Which I didn’t do, and ended up making a box with a pointed roof that was inches too short.  Thus creating the first dilemma, and the second was trying to glue it in place, using scraps.  It looked like it sounds-%$#&*&!  But somehow through perseverance and begging, with a lot of help and sympathy from Mr. Reid, I got it fixed, and displayed it proudly.  Without ever signing my name to it, all you had to do to figure it was mine was by careful elimination of the other student’s names, and guilty I was.  Measure twice, cut once-good advice, which only works if taken.
A few years back Theresa bought an atomic clock, which never worked.  Now we have clocks in the den, bedroom, two in the kitchen, one in the living room, and one on the computer.  But somehow none of them never match.  And this is where the second lesson of the terrible twos comes into play.  With one watch you know what time it is, with two you are never sure.  So I have fallen back on the reason why I don’t wear a watch, I just tell someone that that way I am never late.  And if asked what time it is at home, we say about.  And depending how late, or how early you want to be, we have many clocks to choose from.  With built in excuses.  And then there is the clock in the garage, where the hands are loose, and go faster from 12 to 6, and slower from 6 to 12.  I figure it all comes out equal, but with no real time to compare it too, I can always use the clock on the Street Triple.  Which keeps time different than the Tiger, or the Mustang.  Can’t read the face on the Ranger radio, so if I am late, it must be your fault, not mine.  And another important lesson learned is even a broken clock is right twice a day.  No equation needed.
Now we all fall into the trap that James warns us of, a double minded man is unstable in all his ways.  I can be blessed, and a blessing, and then some jerk cuts me off, and I want to kill.  This precious creature created in God’s image, that He loves just as much as me, I can go from blessed to stupid in less than 2 seconds, no watch needed.  So I try to ask God’s blessings on cars while I pass them, rather than curse them.  Puts me in a better mood, until the next time.  Now it is true that stupid hurts, and you can’t fix it, but yet we try.  We take on the task that Jesus gives us, love Him first, and your neighbor, but don’t let Him guide us.  We become like Abraham and Sarah, God gives us a job to do, through a vision, and rather than following Him, we set off on our own. I’ll take it from here God.  Just like Sarah told Abraham to do, why wait, it seems impossible, you can have my hand maiden.  Not counting the cost, maybe like the measure twice, cut once, we should ask twice, test the spirit, then move on it.  If God says it, it will come to pass.  And for A & S it did, Abraham would become the father of many, not just the Jews, but the race through Ishmael, today’s Arabs.  God knew it all the time, and if God forgives him, He certainly can and will forgive us.  But what if we measure first, then act?  We never count the price of sin, but underestimate the power of forgiveness.  That do unto other part getting lost in the translation.  So when Jesus, who was also a carpenter, and I am sure knew all about measuring, tells us to count the cost, maybe He knows from practical experience.  And legend tells us He was a finishing carpenter, making yokes, a specialty.  Maybe the best advice to take is after we cut without measuring is to take His yoke, for it is easy.  Amazing how the Bible can be used in every day life.
Just imagine if Noah hadn’t used God’s plans.  Which are so good, that ships today are built using the same dimensions.  God was the first and still the best ship builder, imagine what He could have taught us in shop class?  But Noah did listen, and was saved.  Maybe a lesson so trite we miss it, listen to God and be saved.  Saved from hell, from stupid, from do overs, and making excuses.   From producing only sawdust.  Maybe that is why He made us with two ears, to listen twice as much as we speak.  And to make hearing the last thing to go before death.  And you can control your speaking, but not your hearing.  Do I see a perfect plan?
So man plans, God laughs, and He forgives.  He provides the glue when I break, keeps me secure in His love, and guides me by His spirit.  All without power tools, using the tool of self control He gave me.  So be single minded, it is a compliment, being accused of being like Jesus.  And I can attest to the fact that He is pretty good at plumbing, gardening, an ace mechanic, and a wonderful counselor.  But is most effective only when used.  Now about the time....funny how He never hurried, but was never late.  Hey man, got the time?  Maybe it is just too many clocks.
love with compassion,
Mike
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